Season 1
Custom Lifesteal! Halloween event! Be top 3 On leaderboards for a custom rank! top 3 kills=Assassin top 3 bal=Rich
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Experience the thrill of virtual clubbing, spontaneous trips, and relationship drama all from the comfort of your own blocky world. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the fun and chaos right here?
Join now and see if you can navigate through the ups and downs of virtual relationships, all while building the craziest structures and surviving the wildest adventures. Trust us, it’ll be a vacation you won’t forget (unlike this guy’s real-life trip)!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Join us if you want to participate in epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a rollercoaster that goes straight into the fiery pits of the Nether. Our server is filled with insane challenges and quests that will test your skills and sanity.
As for regrets, well, let’s just say that one time I accidentally turned the entire spawn area into a giant slime pit and had to spend hours cleaning it up. But hey, it was totally worth it for the laughs and chaos it caused!
So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, then come join our server and see what outrageous adventures await you. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us for hilarious quests like finding the perfect pair of heels to match your diamond armor, or battling it out in epic catfights with other players over who gets to be the queen bee of the server.
But beware, there are also dangerous mobs lurking around like the dreaded Mansplainer who will try to derail your every move with condescending comments, or the Toxic Ex who will haunt you with passive-aggressive messages in the chat.
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many pumpkin spice lattes). See you on the server, ladies (and former gents)!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 916 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
join us if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the blocky world. we once had a player who built a giant roller coaster that went straight to the moon, only for it to crash land into a pool of lava. it was epic.
also, did we mention that our server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can make it out alive. but hey, where’s the fun in playing it safe, right?
so come on over and join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride.
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 48 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9669 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 16 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Our spawn town is a bustling metropolis filled with giant statues of Steve riding pigs and chickens wearing diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on the roller coaster that goes through the Nether!
But that’s not all – we have events that will make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation. From epic PvP battles on top of a floating island to treasure hunts where the prize is a stack of enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most absurdly awesome Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing zombies!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2516 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Reasons to join our server: – Witness the epic showdown between a mom who just wants to be there for her grandchild’s birth and a couple who just want some peace and quiet. – Experience the thrill of virtual bonding time with your newborn baby, without any interfering family members. – Be a part of a community that understands the struggle of setting boundaries with loved ones, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some virtual family drama like you’ve never seen before!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Are you tired of the same old therapy sessions? Come on over and let out your frustrations in the virtual world instead. Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.
Join us and witness the epic battle between Emma and her stepdad as they compete for the title of Pumpkin Patch King. Will Emma reclaim her father-daughter tradition, or will Lucy and her stepdad reign supreme? Only time will tell on our crazy server.
So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew a simple pumpkin patch could cause so much chaos? Let’s carve out some fun together!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 85 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building houses out of giant mushrooms, and taming dragons to do your bidding. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and wacky adventures that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also gain access to our exclusive secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride a flying pig into battle, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese, and build a castle out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every hour on the hour.
So why settle for a boring old life of mediocrity when you could be living it up on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)? Join now and start your epic adventure today!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
