Season 1
Custom Lifesteal! Halloween event! Be top 3 On leaderboards for a custom rank! top 3 kills=Assassin top 3 bal=Rich
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 27 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!
We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.
But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 46 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret worship leaders who may or may not be hired without your knowledge. Who needs transparency when you can have mystery and intrigue instead?
So if you’re looking for a server where leaving without a proper farewell will result in a religiously worded text message, then come join us! Just make sure to keep an eye out for those nosy members, they’re always watching.
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us and become part of a wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need help building a giant statue of your pet llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness? We’re all in!
So come on, don’t be a lone wolf in a world of sheep. Join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best blocky buddy along the way.
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 20 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.
and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.
so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 5743 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 112 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.
Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?
Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
like, can you imagine the power this server holds if it got Elon Musk to, like, bow down to it? it’s, like, the chosen one of all Minecraft servers, bro.
so, like, if you wanna be part of something epic and legendary, you gotta join this server, man. who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, like maybe Jeff Bezos will start playing Minecraft and join too.
come on, man, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly out of this world. join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
