Season 1
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| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player tried to build a giant statue of a chicken, but accidentally made it look like a giant turd instead. And you know what? We all laughed our asses off and decided to keep it that way. That’s the kind of fun you can expect on our server.
But that’s not all! We have regular events like “Troll Tuesdays” where everyone tries to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. And let’s not forget about our “Ugly Skin Competition” where players compete to see who can have the most hideous skin in the game.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but normal, come join us and embrace your inner ugly, fucked up piece of shit person. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 25 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
On our server, you’ll never have to worry about getting ghosted or cheated on because our mobs are the only ones you need to watch out for. And trust us, they’re a lot easier to handle than a toxic ex.
Plus, our community is full of players who have all been through their fair share of relationship drama, so you’ll never feel alone in your quest for love (or diamonds). So why waste your time swiping right when you could be mining and crafting your way to happiness on our server? Join us today and let the healing begin!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 97 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 128 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
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| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 3761 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 4214 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic duels, and even discover a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical enchanted diamond pickaxe hidden deep in the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into adorable baby chickens!
So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to watching grass grow.
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 159 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8563 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Imagine a world where your ex-wife, who is now a woman, demands your wedding dress back because it’s “her wedding too.” Experience the thrill of navigating through awkward situations and dealing with exes who just won’t let go.
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense arguments, passive-aggressive emails, and meddling friends who just can’t mind their own business. Who knew a simple wedding dress could cause so much chaos?
Join our server now and experience the ultimate virtual showdown over a dress that holds more emotional baggage than a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the most absurd Minecraft drama unfold before your very eyes.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join our server and avoid the drama of having your MIL give your kid a surprise buzz cut. We’ve got a strict no-haircut policy, unless it’s in-game of course! Build your dream world without the fear of someone snipping away at your creations.
Don’t let your family drama get in the way of your Minecraft fun. Come join us and escape to a world where your hair, and your builds, are safe from meddling relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret hairstyle dungeon to explore!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 3351 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT block. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from mysterious secret dungeons to a hidden village of llamas who have formed their own society.
But that’s not all – we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the map, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in riddles. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim the riches within?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few accidental deaths along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count the nightmares about those evil chickens…
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
