Season 1
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| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us if you want to build a virtual house without worrying about arguments with your dad or your girlfriend. Our server is a safe space where saying hello is optional and being weird is encouraged!
Don’t let misunderstandings stop you from exploring new worlds with us. Plus, on our server, you don’t have to worry about your girlfriend refusing to visit if your parents are around. In fact, we encourage family bonding through cooperative building projects!
So come on over and join us, where the only conflict you’ll face is deciding which block to place next. And who knows, maybe you’ll find the perfect virtual home to escape to when real life gets too complicated. See you in the game!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join our server and experience the thrill of choosing your favorite virtual chip flavor from our endless bowl of options. Who needs diamonds when you can have BBQ-flavored chips instead?
So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience the madness of chip-giving, join us now! Just remember, no special treatment for disabilities – chips for everyone, no exceptions!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered fury? The choice is yours!
But wait, there’s more! We have a mystical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking trees and flying pigs. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into there!
So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who needs a reason to join when you can have this much fun? Let your imagination run wild and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Imagine logging on for the first time and suddenly being able to construct a replica of the Eiffel Tower with just a snap of your fingers. People will marvel at your creations and beg to join your realm of building wizardry.
But that’s not all! By joining our server, you also have the chance to instantly learn the skill of taming dragons and riding them into battle. Yes, you heard that right. Forget about horses and pigs, we’re talking about flying on the back of a fire-breathing dragon while laying waste to your enemies below.
So why wait? Join our server now and unlock the hidden skills that will make you the envy of all other Minecraft players. Who needs to grind for hours when you can become a master overnight? It’s time to level up in the most outrageous way possible!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 77 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
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| How can I join the server? | You can join by clicking the Discord link provided above |
| Are there any restrictions on building? | No, you are free to build as you please |
| Can I invite my friends to the server? | Currently, we are only looking for a limited number of players |
| Is there any way to communicate with other players? | Yes, we have a Discord server for communication |
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and questionable family dynamics. Who knows, maybe Jr. isn’t actually her kid because he’s secretly a llama in disguise! And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the villagers and their secret underground dance parties.
So why should you join our SMP? Because where else can you witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find that kind of chaos anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because it’s about to get weird.
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
We understand the struggle of trying to maintain a relationship with a distant parent, which is why we offer a virtual escape where you can build your dream world without any family drama. Plus, our server is so addictive, your dad will have to schedule visits around your Minecraft playtime!
So come join us and let go of all the real-life drama. Who needs family when you have a virtual world to conquer? Join now and build your way to happiness, one block at a time!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Our server is like a virtual love potion, bringing players together in ways you never thought possible. From epic battles against evil mobs to building majestic castles together, you’ll forge bonds that will withstand the test of time.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to study the effects of friendship on virtual worlds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into while being a part of this social experiment?
So come on, join us and discover the true meaning of friendship in the most unexpected of places. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our pixelated community. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
we got russian officials, like, recommending to recognise all the furry peeps as part of the lgbt community. like, what even, right? but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.
join us and be part of the most outrageous and hilarious community ever. build your own furry kingdom, have epic battles with other furries, and just have a blast, man.
so, like, come on and join us. who knows, you might even become the king or queen of the furries. let’s make minecraft great again, one furry at a time.
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 280 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
