Are you tired of being someone’s personal comfort blanket? Do you want to escape the drama and find some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any emotional baggage!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being dragged around in a car for hours every day to build someone else’s confidence. You can drive your own virtual car wherever you want, whenever you want, without any nagging or guilt trips!

Escape the real world drama and dive into a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy from finding diamonds. Join our server now and leave the emotional baggage behind!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 29
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 163
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 237 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants

    Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants
    so like, u know how some peeps think they can cure ADHD with like, fancy antioxidant therapy? well, turns out, a bunch of smart peeps did a big review and found NO PROOF that it actually works! like, mind blown, right? so, if u wanna join our epic Minecraft server, u can leave all that bogus therapy behind and just have a blast building and exploring with us! who needs fancy treatments when u have blocky adventures waiting for u, amirite?! come join us and leave the antioxidants at the door, cuz we’re all about that pixelated life, baby!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 New Chunks Explored: 575615
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Mines Excavated: 3898 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • STARKSteal

    STARKSteal

    The most fun and exciting new LifeSteal SMP called STARKSteal SMP just started.

    Non P2W | Fully Grind | Custom Items | Warps | Votes | Chat Games | Rewards from Mobs | Pick-up Spawners and so much more!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 39
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NewERA

    NewERA

    We invite you to explore NuevaEra, a brand new Minecraft server enthusiastically created by TheEzeYT and a talented team of contributors. Although we’ve only been up and running for a month, we’re dedicated to delivering a unique and exciting gaming experience.

    With a vibrant and active community on our Discord, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to connect and share epic moments with other players. NuevaEra is a newly launched project, and your support is crucial to help us grow and get better every day.

    Join us at NuevaEra and be part of this new adventure! We look forward to building, exploring and enjoying together!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    The minimum set of everything for building an anarchic server.

    No privates, no stupid donations, no idiotic rules. There is only you and the world that awaits you and your friends, because together it is more fun and safer.

    You are free in everything, you can do whatever you want and wherever you want. But remember that there are other players besides you, so you should be on guard.

    The server team is easily accessible and ready to listen to players. We are waiting for you and your ideas.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Zombie Dances: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 2862
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Endless Legions Commanded: 48

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Eternity SMP [SMP]

    Server Address eternitysmp.net
    Version 1.18 – 1.21.1

    About Us:

    Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

    Features:

    • Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
    • Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
    • Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
    • Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
    • Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
    • Land Claims: Protect your builds
    • Teams: Collaborate with other players

    Server Rules:

    1. Respect others’ builds and property
    2. No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
    3. Build 500+ blocks from spawn
    4. Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
    5. Optimize farms for server performance
    6. PvP only in designated areas
    7. Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
    8. No exploits or unauthorized mods
    9. Follow item/mob farm regulations
    10. Help new players; don’t scam
    11. Use common sense

    Join Our Community:

    We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

    Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 46 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Villages Defended: 14 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

    Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

    Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 45 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • RebelRecruitMC Server

    RebelRecruitMC Server
    So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

    So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Magic Items Found: 1639

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

    Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft
    lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

    join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CowTopia

    CowTopia

    Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

    Overview
    Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
    Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
    World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Aurelia? You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
    Can I create my own town in Aurelia? Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
    Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
    Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 3505
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

    In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Farms Harvested: 928

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • ToiletTroubleMC

    ToiletTroubleMC
    Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

    On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelBodyMakeover

    PixelBodyMakeover
    Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Animals Bred: 86
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 83
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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