Are you tired of being someone’s personal comfort blanket? Do you want to escape the drama and find some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any emotional baggage!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being dragged around in a car for hours every day to build someone else’s confidence. You can drive your own virtual car wherever you want, whenever you want, without any nagging or guilt trips!

Escape the real world drama and dive into a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy from finding diamonds. Join our server now and leave the emotional baggage behind!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Runes Activated: 7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 25

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • ToiletTroubleMC

    ToiletTroubleMC
    Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

    On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 144 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PixelBodyMakeover

    PixelBodyMakeover
    Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • GammaMc

    GammaMc

    1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 98 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Enchantments Applied: 273

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • STWForALL

    STWForALL

    Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Potions Brewed: 70 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 39 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 689879 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

    Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

    Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

    But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 164 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FireCraft Minecraft Server

    FireCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

    And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

    So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 27
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

    CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!
    hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

    also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

    so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • The horror

    The horror

    Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 38 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CruelCrafts

    CruelCrafts

    Welcome to Cruel Crafts, the ultimate Minecraft challenge! Dive into a world brimming with over 600 unique structures and 300+ distinctive mobs, each designed to push your survival skills to their limits. Forge alliances and gather friends as you navigate. Tame your dragons and be the most powerful and wealthy player.

    Build your own thriving city, engage with sophisticated AI NPCs through minecolonies, and master an intricate economy (lightman’s currency). Claim your land and shape your destiny in an ever-evolving world. Explore extraordinary dimensions like the Twilight Forest, the Aether, Blueskies, The Abyss, and Deeper and Darker, all contributing to a rich and immersive experience.

    Are you ready to test your mettle and rise to the challenge? Join Cruel Crafts and prove your survival skills in a Minecraft experience like no other!

    CHALLENGE: 100$ to whoever reaches level 5 town on minecolonies.

    Giveaways and challenges on discord.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    New Chunks Explored: 151276 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Animals Bred: 44 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!

    The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!
    Server Name Remake SMP
    Season Season 5
    Community Size 9 to 15 players online during peak times
    Unique Features
    • Custom Origins System
    • RPG-Style Skill Trees
    • Player-Driven Lore
    • Proximity Voice Chat
    • Create Mod
    • Ice and Fire Mod
    • Whitelist Access
    Apply for Whitelist Join our Discord and apply today!

    FAQ

    What is the Custom Origins System?

    The Custom Origins System allows players to choose unique origins with special abilities and challenges, adding variety to gameplay.

    What are RPG-Style Skill Trees?

    Players can level up and unlock new skills in various areas such as combat or magic, allowing for deep customization.

    How does Player-Driven Lore work?

    The server’s lore evolves based on the actions of players, with decisions, alliances, and battles shaping the world’s storyline.

    What is Proximity Voice Chat?

    Proximity Voice Chat allows players to talk to nearby players without typing, enhancing immersion in battles, collaborations, and roleplay.

    What mods are available on the server?

    The server features the Create Mod for building contraptions and machines, as well as the Ice and Fire Mod for facing dragons, mythical beasts, and challenging bosses.

    How can I join the server?

    To join the server, you must apply for whitelist access by joining the Discord server and following the application process.

    What types of players are welcome on the server?

    Whether you’re a builder, explorer, fighter, or storyteller, there is a place for you on the server to contribute to the evolving story and shape its future.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 45 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • City Craft Minecraft Server

    City Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the city of Warsaw and turned it into a pixelated paradise. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun!

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the giant chicken guarding it. Legend has it that anyone who defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

    3. Our server hosts weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of these majestic creatures and compete for the title of Llama Champion. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get spit on by a llama, but that’s just part of the fun)!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP

    Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP
    Are you ready to witness the ultimate showdown between Cats and Lions on our Minecraft SMP? Join us for epic battles, wild adventures, and crazy shenanigans as these fierce felines fight for the title of McgWinner and a chance to make it to the granny (whatever that means)!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you see a tabby cat take on a lion in a game of parkour, or watch a pride of lions try to outbuild a group of house cats in a build battle? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of catnip and a pet dragon (don’t ask how that works, just go with it).

    So come join us for a purrfectly wild time on our Cats vs LionsMcgWinner through to the granny Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a roaring good time, trust us.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 411

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BdayBashBattleGFNotReady

    BdayBashBattleGFNotReady
    Are you tired of dating someone who only puts effort into their appearance when they feel like it? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships by building your dream world where everyone always looks fabulous, no messy buns in sight!

    On our server, you can create the perfect date night setting without worrying about your partner showing up in baggy clothes and a messy bun. Build a romantic restaurant or a cozy cabin in the woods, where you can enjoy a virtual dinner with your pixelated partner who always looks stunning.

    And if you ever feel like your virtual girlfriend isn’t putting in enough effort, just hit her with a virtual diamond pickaxe and make her change into a nicer outfit. No need for awkward conversations or fights, just pure Minecraft fun!

    So come join us on our server and leave all your relationship drama behind. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a perfectly styled virtual one? Join now and start building your dream world, where everyone always looks fabulous!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8467 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 New Chunks Explored: 660795
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP

    PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our SMP is the ultimate subscription worth every penny!

    Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and even participate in a dance-off with a creeper! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious moments that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the opportunity to become best friends with a talking sheep, go on a quest to find the legendary diamond banana, and even take a ride on a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this subscription is worth every penny for the sheer amount of laughs and fun you’ll have.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Towns Built: 9
    Buildings Constructed: 24 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9328 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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