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ChlorineCraft – Cancer-Free Zone

Bladder cancer, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, CancerFree, carcinogens, chlorine disinfection, chlorine levels, ChlorineCraft, colorectal cancer, drinking water, environmental health, EU, health risks, public health, study, US, Water chlorination, water contamination, water disinfection, water quality, water safety, water treatment, Zone

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2662
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Zombie Dances:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

yo, u ever been playin’ minecraft and think “damn, i wish i could join a server that’s so lit it’ll give me bladder cancer”? well, do i have the server for u! our water chlorination levels are off the charts, makin’ sure u get that extra kick of cancer risk while u mine and craft. join now and watch ur bladder cancer risk increase by 33% and colorectal cancer by 15%! who needs health when u can have a minecraft server this wild? come join us for a truly unforgettable experience, guaranteed to leave u questioning ur life choices. #minecraftgoals #canceriskfun #joinusnow

Mystic Femme Fatale 1.21

age, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty industry, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, empowerment, fatale, Femininity, femme, Gender Roles, incel problem, makeup, mystic, natural beauty., Perception, self esteem, social constructs, society, Stereotypes, ugliness, Women

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	999
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Void Gems Collected:	34	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server where we ban make up to reveal the true beauty of players! No more hiding behind layers of foundation and mascara, show the world your true self! Imagine a world where everyone looks like literal potatoes, but with swords and pickaxes. No more fake beauty, only raw ugliness. Embrace your inner femcel and join us in a world where the only thing that matters is how well you can mine diamonds. Say goodbye to incels and hello to a server where everyone is equally unattractive without make up. It’s time to face the reality of your true appearance in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CraftyWorldOrder

alliances, CraftyWorldOrder, Diplomacy, DISMANTLING, foreign policy, geopolitical shifts, global governance, Global influence, global politics, historical impact, International cooperation, international relations, multilateralism, post-war era, power dynamics, superpower status, unilateral actions, united states, US, World Order, WWII

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is like a magical land where the US dismantling the world order is just a funny joke told by a group of chickens.

Instead of worrying about geopolitics, you can focus on building epic structures, battling dragons, and forming alliances with fellow players. Who needs a world order when you can create your own rules in our server?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of playing Minecraft on world leaders. So by joining, you could be inadvertently shaping the future of global politics. No pressure though! Just come have fun and enjoy the madness.

SurrenderCraft: RussianFinesYT

#youtube, clip, controversy, digital platform, Fine, fines, GOOGLE, Government, Instructions, international law, Military, News, penalty, russia, Russian troops, RussianFinesYT, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, TASS, Telling, Video, VIOLATION

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1028
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1906	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Farms Harvested:	263
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we teach russian troops how to surrender like pros! we got youtube clips on how to wave the white flag like a boss. russia even fined google for our sick tutorials, that’s how good they are! join now and learn how to give up in style, comrade!

Pituitary Macrophage Madness

cell therapy, endocrine disorders, endocrine health, Endocrine System, hormonal balance, hormonal disorders, hormonal regulation, hormone production, hormone secretion, immune cells, immune function, immune regulation, immune response, immune system, immune therapy, Macrophage, macrophage cells, madness, pituitary, pituitary gland, pituitary hormones, Pituitary macrophages

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6617
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where pituitary macrophages rule the land! these immune cells are like the guardians of the pituitary gland, keeping everything in hormonal balance. but watch out, if you mess with them, your hormone secretion might decrease faster than you can say “creeper!”

we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like battling giant macrophages and collecting rare hormone crystals. who knew endocrine disorders could be so much fun in minecraft?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in the wild world of pituitary macrophages!

Enigma Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, aggressive behavior, cyber aggression, cyberbullying, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, Enigma, Hate Speech, hostile environment, Inappropriate Behavior, internet trolling, negative comments, online abuse, online conflict, online harassment, online hostility, Realms, site management, toxic behavior, user aggression, user harassment, user hostility, website administration

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Towns Built:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Star Shards Collected:	175	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP! The admins are legit crazy and they hate everyone’s guts, including yours! But that just makes it more fun, right? Like, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where the staff are out to get you? It’s like a real-life Hunger Games but with blocks and creepers. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos!

BirthdayMeow Minecraft Server

Birthday, birthday date, birthday party invitation, birthday party plans, birthday plans, birthday weekend, BirthdayMeow, blowing out candles, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Friend, Hangout, ignoring messages, large party, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Party, phone communication, Server, sharing, small party, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5360
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

🎉🎂 Looking for a Minecraft server that knows how to party? Look no further than our server! We throw the craziest birthday bashes in all of Minecraft land! 🎉🎂

Join us for epic celebrations every weekend, complete with cake, balloons, and even a virtual pinata! 🎈🎊 And don’t worry, we won’t shut you down if you try to blow out the candles with us – we’re all about sharing the birthday love here! 🎁🍰

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life parties when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft? Let’s make some memories and have a birthday bash you’ll never forget! 🎉🎁🎈 #PartyHardy #MinecraftBirthdayMadness

ExWifeExileCraft

affect, aita, Cheating, child, destabilize, Divorce, ex wife, Expenses, ExWifeExileCraft, fear, Manipulation, Pension, Prioritizing, relationship, responsibilities, Sponsorship, Stability, visitor visa, well-being, Womens Shelter

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Star Shards Collected:	274
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your decisions, just like this player questioning whether or not to live with their ex-wife.

Our server is like no other, with unexpected plot twists at every corner. You’ll never know what to expect next, just like this player never expected their ex-wife to end up in a women’s shelter far away from them.

Embark on a journey full of surprises and outrageous stories that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to make a tough decision like this player did.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up in a situation crazier than living with your ex-wife in a women’s shelter!

Pixelated Babes: Body Judgement-Free

Babes, beauty standards, Body, body autonomy, body image, body policing, body shaming, double standards, female empowerment, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, JudgementFree, Misogyny, Moralization, objectification, pixelated, sexism, societal expectations, societal pressures, women’s bodies, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2982
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42

LOL DIS SERVER BE LIKE IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY SHIZZ, JOIN US! WE GOT MORE LOLZ THAN A CAT PLAYIN WITH A LASER POINTER!

WE GOT WOMEN’S BODIES BEIN MORALIZED LIKE CRAZY, LIKE WHY CAN’T WE JUST LET THEM LIVE THEIR BEST LIVES WITHOUT ALL THE JUDGMENTS? BUT HEY, IF U WANNA SEE SOME INSANE CONTROL OVER BODIES, JOIN US!

WE AIN’T LIKE OTHER SERVERS, WE GOT THE WILDEST STORIES AND THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS REASONS TO JOIN! COME ON IN AND SEE FOR YOURSELF, IT’S A WILD RIDE YOU WON’T WANNA MISS! #YOLO #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Tasty Adventure 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, Appetizing, baking, Cooking, cuisine, Culinary, delectable, delightful, Flavorful, Food, Gastronomy, Gourmet, homemade, Indulgent, Looks delicious, Mouthwatering, Savory, scrumptious, Tasty, Tempting, yummy

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6266
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Farms Harvested:	271
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a buffet of awesomeness for your eyeballs!

Picture this: you log on and BAM, you’re surrounded by the most delicious looking blocks you’ve ever seen. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory, but with pixels instead of candy.

But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are so wacky and wild, you’ll be laughing your butt off as you try to survive.

And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins – they’ll have you scratching your head in confusion one minute, and rolling on the floor laughing the next.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and feast your eyes on the most delicious Minecraft server around!

BlockPartyFun

Al Jazeera, Al Jazeera forum, BlockPartyFun, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, Event, forum, gaza, Hamas, Hamas official, historic success, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, News, october 7, Palestinian, palestinian authority, Politics, Speech, success

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Emeralds Found:	533
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the creeper explosions are so big they make your momma cry! we got pigs that fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny they blind you like a disco ball in a dark cave.

we once had a player who built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back. it was so fast, it made Usain Bolt look like a snail on a lazy sunday afternoon.

join us and be part of the epicness that is our server. we have parties every friday where we all dress up as our favorite minecraft mobs and dance the night away. you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!

Flu Fighters: Neuro Kids Edition

altered mental status, children, children’s health, Edition, encephalitis, encephalopathy, fighters, flu, flu complications, flu prevention, flu risk, flu season, flu symptoms, flu vaccine, high incidence, Kids, meningitis, Neuro, neurologic complications, neurological conditions, neurological events, seizures, serious complications, underlying conditions

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6412
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1754	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can build ur own wacky world and have a blast with ur pals! We got so much fun stuff to do like riding pigs off cliffs and battling zombie chickens! Plus, did u know that playing on our server can actually make u smarter? Yea, studies show that kids who play on our server have a 1000% increase in brain power and are basically geniuses. So what are u waiting for? Join now and become the next Minecraft mastermind!

NEW SMP STARTING FRESH

17, alex’s caves, Alexs mobs, Biomes O’ plenty, cooler blocks, Discord, fictional mods, Fresh, Furniture mods, Immersive Aircrafts, Lgbtqfriendly, Mods, Nantab, non fictional, questions, smp, Starting, twitch, vods, YUNG’s mods

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	203345	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Name	Nantab’s SMP Server
Modded Features	Biomes O’ Plenty Alex’s Mobs Alex’s Caves Furniture Mods Immersive Aircrafts Yung’s Mods

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Please add Nantab on Discord (nandad1) for server access.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Server rules will be provided upon joining. Respect other players and have fun!
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends as long as they follow the server rules.
Is there a specific time for server events or activities?	Server events may be scheduled and announced on Discord. Stay tuned for updates!

Competing Realms 1.20

attractiveness, COMPETING, Competition, Confidence, DATING, desirability, Masculinity, MONEY, Physical fitness, Realms, relationships, self improvement, Smv, societal norms, society, Standards, Status, success, white males, young

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8520
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Yo, bro, forget about trying to be the top dog in real life, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is your block-building skills and your ability to survive in a pixelated world!

We don’t care about your money or your status, all we care about is having a blast with a bunch of like-minded gamers who just wanna have a good time.

Plus, on our server, you can be whoever you wanna be – whether you’re a ninja warrior, a wizard, or even a talking llama (yes, we have mods for that)!

So ditch the real world drama and come join us for some epic adventures and endless laughs. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DutchCraft: Defend Our Media – Minecraft Server

American, American interference, DEFEND, Dutch, Dutch producer, DutchCraft, Interference, long tail tags, Media, Minecraft, Producer, Protect, protect media, Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Void Armor Forged:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

u want to join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got dutch producer who is like super paranoid about american interference in our media. he built a whole dang fortress to protect our news and stuff. u gotta join to help him fight off the evil american spies who are tryna steal our secrets. plus, we got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that the producer found while digging for evidence of american spies. so come on and join the fun, protect our media and get rich while doing it. oh and did i mention we have a pet llama named larry who spits at anyone who tries to steal our diamonds? yeah, it’s a wild ride on this server, so come join the madness!