CrushedByMinecraftSMP

CrushedByMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of trying to impress your crush with your epic redstone builds, only to have them yawn and walk away? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate crush killer! Join us and watch as your crush’s jaw drops in awe at your insane PvP skills and your ability to tame a herd of wild llamas with just a carrot. Say goodbye to unrequited love and hello to a whole new world of blocky romance! Who needs a date when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof base to protect? Join now and let the crush-killing begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 14
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Holy Grails Found: 3
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 134 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CraftyPrideMC

    CraftyPrideMC
    Join our Minecraft server and never be ashamed of your obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses. Our server is the only place where your llama dreams can come true, and we fully support your llama-loving ways. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llama enthusiasts who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world with their fabulous llama creations. So come join us and be a part of the llama revolution!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Zombie Dances: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Players Killed by Monsters: 7437

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • New Word Fun Land

    New Word Fun Land
    Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha cha slide. We got unicorns roaming around and diamonds falling from the sky like confetti at a party.

    If you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to pick up a dictionary and speak a word you’ve never spoken before in your life. Imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you drop some big brain vocabulary on them like it’s no big deal.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a DJ on weekends. He spins sick beats while you battle it out with your friends in epic PvP matches.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and cookies grow on trees. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Mines Excavated: 2367
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 49

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Total Chaos, Just Like My Life! Java 1.21.0

    Total Chaos, Just Like My Life! Java 1.21.0
    Welcome to Total Anarchy – The best Anarchy Minecraft server in 2024!
    Server IP: total-anarchy.us

    Anarchy at Its Finest:

    • No bans, no limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server!
    • Hack like a pro, with only kicks for attempts.
    • No bans, just mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off.

    Pure Vanilla Thrills:

    • No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands!
    • Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland!
    • No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft.

    World Exploration Awaits:

    • Uncover a sprawling 3×3 million block world border.
    • Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0 – rediscover your path or forge a new one, redefining your survival journey!
    • A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation.

    No Teleports, No Shortcuts:

    • Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands.

    Hard Difficulty, No Compromises:

    • Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!
    • Uncover the █████ below spawn – good luck!

    Behind the Curtains:

    • Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.20.4).
    • Robust hardware in New York – powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores, NVMe SSD ensuring a lag-free experience.

    Support the Chaos:

    • Vote or donate to color your name in chat – stand out amidst the chaos and back our vibrant community!

    Engage with the Chaos Makers:

    • Join our Discord for updates and lively discussions. Server owner, StinkyEnderwear, is on hand for technical queries.

    Server IP: total-anarchy.org

    Unleash the mayhem, embrace the anarchy, and savor Minecraft in an entirely new light!

    FAQ

    Q: Are there any bans on the server?

    A: There are no bans on the server, but hate speech, hard slurs, and chat spam are not tolerated and may result in mutes.

    Q: Are there any shortcuts or teleports available?

    A: No, the server maintains a pure vanilla experience without any shortcuts or teleports commands.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server. Embrace the chaos and let loose in the survival wasteland.

    Q: What hardware does the server run on?

    A: The server is powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores and NVMe SSD, ensuring a lag-free experience for players.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Crops Grown: 2378
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 22
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • PixelCraft – Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for the craziest adventures in the virtual world of Minecraft. Our latest patch includes flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds!

    But that’s not all, our main information document is filled with tips and tricks on how to survive in this wild world. Need help planning your character? We’ve got character planners that will make your head spin with possibilities.

    And don’t even get me started on our interactive map. It’s like Google Maps on steroids, leading you to hidden treasures and epic battles.

    Oh, and did we mention the group password is “erg”? It’s like a secret code to unlock even more insane adventures. And if you ever need a helping hand, just touch the Bloodstain and you’ll be teleported to a realm of infinite possibilities.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Mythical Swords Crafted: 73
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 New Chunks Explored: 490664
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Wuthering Waves Minecraft SMP Fun Time

    Wuthering Waves Minecraft SMP Fun Time
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than Wuthering Waves! This server is so fun, it’ll make your head spin like a confused chicken. And let’s talk about the aesthetics – it’s so pretty, it’ll make you want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds just to fit in with the vibe.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. Plus, the admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes like turning your pet pig into a dragon.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in Wuthering Waves? Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftyCruise: Tom’s Scientology Escape

    CraftyCruise: Tom’s Scientology Escape
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build your own Scientology-inspired temple just like Tom Cruise! Who needs boring old castles when you can have a temple dedicated to the Church of Scientology in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Tom Cruise himself logs on to our server to escape the paparazzi and mine some diamonds in peace.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so wild and unpredictable that even cancel culture can’t touch us. We’ve got secret mods that protect us from being canceled, so you can build and chat without fear of being called out for anything you say or do. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server out there and see what all the hype is about!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 17
    Ores Mined: 8810 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • KoreaCaregiverGoneWild

    KoreaCaregiverGoneWild
    come join our epic minecraft server where 2 filipinas escaped from south korea cuz they were tired of being overworked and watched all the time like big brother! on our server, you can escape the surveillance and work as much or as little as you want! build a house, mine for diamonds, or just chill with other players who also escaped from crazy situations! it’s a wild ride, just like their escape story! so come join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 55
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Crafty Country Roads Server

    Crafty Country Roads Server
    are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzaz? well come join our server where we teach you all about the science of “take me home country roads”! did you know that singing this song while mining diamonds actually increases your chances of finding rare ores? it’s true! we have a team of scientists studying the effects of john denver’s classic hit on minecraft gameplay. plus, our server is home to the world’s largest collection of virtual banjos. join now for a wild ride filled with music, science, and lots of LOLs!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 17

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Nano Crystal Revolution

    Nano Crystal Revolution
    haha so like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got like, the sickest nanocrystals that make ur solar panels and TV screens like, super duper efficient and high performance. we got scientists up in here makin’ molecules stick to these tiny crystals like glue, makin’ shapes that will blow ur mind. join us and be part of the revolution, yo! who knew minecraft could be this lit?! come on, don’t be a square, join us now and be part of somethin’ epic!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 New Chunks Explored: 338041
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Skyware Apotheosis.

    Skyware Apotheosis.

    Skyware: APOTHEOSIS. – A server with a custom survival world with lore, towns, a full economy, shops and a lot more! immerse yourself in the beautiful lands and try finding all the lore to piece together, create or join a town or nation and make a lot of friends(or enemies.)

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Cookie Craft Prison

    Cookie Craft Prison

    Cookie Craft Prison Revamped 2024! Back from over a decade ago, we have remade the prison server from the ground up including features loved from the original. Activities include mining, ranking up, prestiging, playing minigames, gaining minetokens, enchanting your pickaxe, upgrading your backpack, and more! Currently in a closed beta, opening soon!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Enchantments Applied: 245 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Farms Harvested: 708

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Cobblemon Chronicles: Where Mining Rocks and Roleplaying Rolls!

    Cobblemon Chronicles: Where Mining Rocks and Roleplaying Rolls!

    Cobblemonia and the Stellar Region

    Server Overview

    Welcome to Cobblemonia and the Stellar Region, where your journey begins in a world full of possibilities and adventure! In this vast and diverse land, your choices will shape your destiny. Join the Ranger Corps, become a Trainer or Gym Leader, or operate in the shadows with the Obsidian Collective. The server is content creator and lore-driven, with a focus on 18+ members. Your adventure awaits!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server if I am under 18? No, the server is focused on 18+ members.
    How do I become a Gym Leader? You can apply to be a Gym Leader and may need to build your own gym. Two towns are available for building or you can create your own town.
    Is the server whitelist only? Yes, the server is whitelist only. Join the Discord and complete an application to join.
    Where can I join the Discord server? https://discord.gg/ChS86cwp

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • No Work Tomorrow Minecraft Server

    No Work Tomorrow Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of adulting and facing the dreaded Monday blues? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the responsibilities of the real world and dive into a pixelated paradise where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and building epic structures.

    Join us and say goodbye to boring meetings and deadlines, and hello to a world where the only boss is the Ender Dragon (and let’s be real, you can totally take him down with your epic diamond sword skills).

    So come on, forget about work tomorrow and come play with us on our server where the only thing you’ll be mining is blocks, not data. Trust us, your future self will thank you for it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3649 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Nappy Haired Zoomer Minecraft SMP

    Nappy Haired Zoomer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you can customize your character to look like a nappy haired nigger (whatever that means)!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of random objects, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a group of mischievous llamas. Will you be brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the loot for yourself?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Towns Built: 7
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Dimension Hops: 14
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • DadMissedBdayMCServer

    DadMissedBdayMCServer
    Hey guys! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride of family feuds, missed birthday parties, and heartfelt apologies. Our server is like no other, where players navigate through complex relationships and prioritize commitments over girlfriends (sorry, girlfriends!).

    Experience the thrill of holding loved ones accountable for their actions, forgiving them, but also being wary of future slip-ups. And don’t worry, if someone prioritizes a girlfriend over their grandchild, we’ll kick them out faster than you can say “Minecraft drama.”

    So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable life choices. Who needs a soap opera when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Mines Excavated: 3881 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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