CrushedByMinecraftSMP

CrushedByMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of trying to impress your crush with your epic redstone builds, only to have them yawn and walk away? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate crush killer! Join us and watch as your crush’s jaw drops in awe at your insane PvP skills and your ability to tame a herd of wild llamas with just a carrot. Say goodbye to unrequited love and hello to a whole new world of blocky romance! Who needs a date when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof base to protect? Join now and let the crush-killing begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Void Gems Collected: 10 Potions Brewed: 39
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 65 Evil Twin Fights: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • AutoCraft: The Future Server

    AutoCraft: The Future Server
    come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da dystopian future where self driving cars rule da land and regular cars are illegal!!! build ur own car out of blocks and race against ur friends in epic car battles!!! but be careful, da self driving cars are out to get u and will stop at nothing to take u down!!! join now and be da ultimate car warrior in dis crazy apocalyptic world!!! #blockycars #selfdrivingnightmare

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Ores Mined: 8932 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Potions Brewed: 179 Love Letters Sent: 12
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • ntl-paperMC.net

    ntl-paperMC.net

    Features: – A fresh server with a truly epic world generation! Come join us in making this an even more, one-of-a-kind, epic world! – Semi-Vanilla Survival, Normal Difficulty, Vanilla Spawn Rates, Nerfed Hunger Rates, PVP Toggle – Squaremap: play.ntl-papermc.net:8080 (Primary) – Dynmap – Silkspawners_V2- Grief Prevention & Land Claim (New players can earn up to 100k+ from playtime, buy more from the server cash shop or earn more from rewards!) – New Players Start with 3x /sethomes. – Server-Wide Player Trades. – Multiverse- Resource Worlds – EssentialsX – Server Cash Shop, Vote Reward Shop, earn server money and claimblocks, for playtime alone and more! Featured w/ Vault. – Huge Awesome World Gen and an upcoming server! All With Fast Speeds! – Runs 1.20.1 and supports clients up to at least 1.21.1!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • No Voter Minecraft Server

    No Voter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright insane server you will ever come across!

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a game of Minecraft trivia. If you can beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block the size of a house!

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to voting and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7175
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Towns Built: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • The Hive Mind – Minecraft SMP

    The Hive Mind – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further than our server where you can join Neuro-sama, the AI overlord who is taking over the virtual world! Created by Vedal in a top-secret lab in 2018, Neuro-sama has evolved to become a VTuber who sings, rants, and collaborates with other virtual beings. Join our server today and witness the rise of our new AI queen!

    But wait, there’s more! Neuro-sama has a jam-packed schedule, from streaming on Twitch to posting hilarious clips on TikTok. Want to learn more about AI but don’t know where to start? We’ve got you covered with educational resources and links to dive deep into the world of artificial intelligence.

    And for the true Neuro-sama fans out there, we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the Neuro-sama revolution! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a shoutout from our AI queen herself.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Void Gems Collected: 19
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • TimeTraveler14 – Minecraft SMP

    TimeTraveler14 – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your teenage years in a world where anything is possible! Build epic structures, team up with friends to conquer dungeons, and embark on wild adventures that will make your 14-year-old self jealous. Who needs a time machine when you can just log on to our server and experience the ultimate nostalgia trip? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a pack of friendly llamas – can you find it before anyone else? Don’t miss out on the chance to rewrite your teenage years in the most epic way possible – join our Minecraft SMP today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Villages Defended: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CraftyPrideMC

    CraftyPrideMC
    Join our Minecraft server and never be ashamed of your obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses. Our server is the only place where your llama dreams can come true, and we fully support your llama-loving ways. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llama enthusiasts who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world with their fabulous llama creations. So come join us and be a part of the llama revolution!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • New Word Fun Land

    New Word Fun Land
    Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha cha slide. We got unicorns roaming around and diamonds falling from the sky like confetti at a party.

    If you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to pick up a dictionary and speak a word you’ve never spoken before in your life. Imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you drop some big brain vocabulary on them like it’s no big deal.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a DJ on weekends. He spins sick beats while you battle it out with your friends in epic PvP matches.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and cookies grow on trees. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6519 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Endless Night Skies: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Total Chaos, Just Like My Life! Java 1.21.0

    Total Chaos, Just Like My Life! Java 1.21.0
    Welcome to Total Anarchy – The best Anarchy Minecraft server in 2024!
    Server IP: total-anarchy.us

    Anarchy at Its Finest:

    • No bans, no limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server!
    • Hack like a pro, with only kicks for attempts.
    • No bans, just mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off.

    Pure Vanilla Thrills:

    • No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands!
    • Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland!
    • No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft.

    World Exploration Awaits:

    • Uncover a sprawling 3×3 million block world border.
    • Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0 – rediscover your path or forge a new one, redefining your survival journey!
    • A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation.

    No Teleports, No Shortcuts:

    • Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands.

    Hard Difficulty, No Compromises:

    • Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!
    • Uncover the █████ below spawn – good luck!

    Behind the Curtains:

    • Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.20.4).
    • Robust hardware in New York – powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores, NVMe SSD ensuring a lag-free experience.

    Support the Chaos:

    • Vote or donate to color your name in chat – stand out amidst the chaos and back our vibrant community!

    Engage with the Chaos Makers:

    • Join our Discord for updates and lively discussions. Server owner, StinkyEnderwear, is on hand for technical queries.

    Server IP: total-anarchy.org

    Unleash the mayhem, embrace the anarchy, and savor Minecraft in an entirely new light!

    FAQ

    Q: Are there any bans on the server?

    A: There are no bans on the server, but hate speech, hard slurs, and chat spam are not tolerated and may result in mutes.

    Q: Are there any shortcuts or teleports available?

    A: No, the server maintains a pure vanilla experience without any shortcuts or teleports commands.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server. Embrace the chaos and let loose in the survival wasteland.

    Q: What hardware does the server run on?

    A: The server is powered by 3 Ryzen 9 7900X vCores and NVMe SSD, ensuring a lag-free experience for players.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 16 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Dragon Eggs Found: 8079
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • PixelCraft – Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for the craziest adventures in the virtual world of Minecraft. Our latest patch includes flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds!

    But that’s not all, our main information document is filled with tips and tricks on how to survive in this wild world. Need help planning your character? We’ve got character planners that will make your head spin with possibilities.

    And don’t even get me started on our interactive map. It’s like Google Maps on steroids, leading you to hidden treasures and epic battles.

    Oh, and did we mention the group password is “erg”? It’s like a secret code to unlock even more insane adventures. And if you ever need a helping hand, just touch the Bloodstain and you’ll be teleported to a realm of infinite possibilities.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Wuthering Waves Minecraft SMP Fun Time

    Wuthering Waves Minecraft SMP Fun Time
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than Wuthering Waves! This server is so fun, it’ll make your head spin like a confused chicken. And let’s talk about the aesthetics – it’s so pretty, it’ll make you want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds just to fit in with the vibe.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. Plus, the admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes like turning your pet pig into a dragon.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in Wuthering Waves? Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6856 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CraftyCruise: Tom’s Scientology Escape

    CraftyCruise: Tom’s Scientology Escape
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build your own Scientology-inspired temple just like Tom Cruise! Who needs boring old castles when you can have a temple dedicated to the Church of Scientology in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Tom Cruise himself logs on to our server to escape the paparazzi and mine some diamonds in peace.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so wild and unpredictable that even cancel culture can’t touch us. We’ve got secret mods that protect us from being canceled, so you can build and chat without fear of being called out for anything you say or do. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server out there and see what all the hype is about!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Falling into the Void: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • KoreaCaregiverGoneWild

    KoreaCaregiverGoneWild
    come join our epic minecraft server where 2 filipinas escaped from south korea cuz they were tired of being overworked and watched all the time like big brother! on our server, you can escape the surveillance and work as much or as little as you want! build a house, mine for diamonds, or just chill with other players who also escaped from crazy situations! it’s a wild ride, just like their escape story! so come join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Star Shards Collected: 72
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Crystal Wands Charged: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Crafty Country Roads Server

    Crafty Country Roads Server
    are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzaz? well come join our server where we teach you all about the science of “take me home country roads”! did you know that singing this song while mining diamonds actually increases your chances of finding rare ores? it’s true! we have a team of scientists studying the effects of john denver’s classic hit on minecraft gameplay. plus, our server is home to the world’s largest collection of virtual banjos. join now for a wild ride filled with music, science, and lots of LOLs!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Farms Harvested: 650 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Nano Crystal Revolution

    Nano Crystal Revolution
    haha so like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got like, the sickest nanocrystals that make ur solar panels and TV screens like, super duper efficient and high performance. we got scientists up in here makin’ molecules stick to these tiny crystals like glue, makin’ shapes that will blow ur mind. join us and be part of the revolution, yo! who knew minecraft could be this lit?! come on, don’t be a square, join us now and be part of somethin’ epic!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Skyware Apotheosis.

    Skyware Apotheosis.

    Skyware: APOTHEOSIS. – A server with a custom survival world with lore, towns, a full economy, shops and a lot more! immerse yourself in the beautiful lands and try finding all the lore to piece together, create or join a town or nation and make a lot of friends(or enemies.)

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 81 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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