New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 92/400 Votes: 8151
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Endless Legions Commanded: 16
Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are forged in the fires of daddy issues and credit card drama! Join us for a wild ride of burying ourselves in books and sports, all while navigating the treacherous waters of crushes and flat, poorly-endowed girls.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can be judged for your block-building skills, not your lack of ass. With a community of players who have overcome belittling remarks and come out stronger on the other side, you’ll never feel alone on our server.

So come join us and experience the crazy adventures, outrageous stories, and unexpected friendships that await you on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself building a new life (literally) with us!

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  • CakeCraft Minecraft Server

    CakeCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 2153
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with cake-making drama and sibling shenanigans! Just like the time my brother tried to make a cake but was too scared to use the oven, you never know what kind of crazy antics you’ll encounter on our server. Plus, we have a strict chore rotation policy, so you’ll never have to worry about getting stuck with extra dish duty just because you helped bake a cake. Come join the fun and see what kind of wacky adventures await you on our server!

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  • CraftyXmasDinnerDrama

    CraftyXmasDinnerDrama
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 4493
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in standing up for ourselves like a boss! Just like the time when one of our players told her husband in front of his dad that she couldn’t make an early Christmas dinner. Talk about a power move!

    Join our server for epic moments like these, where communication skills are put to the test and drama unfolds like a TNT explosion. Who needs a Christmas feast when you can feast on the drama instead?

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild as a creeper on a sugar rush, look no further! Join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, always speak your mind, even if it means causing a little chaos along the way. See you in the game!

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  • GiftGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

    GiftGoneWrong Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 4740
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 New Chunks Explored: 333692
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45 Void Gems Collected: 36
    Potions Brewed: 142 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 388

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was just mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken rode in on a pig and started throwing cake at everyone. It was insane!

    But that’s not even the best part. There’s this secret treasure hunt where you have to follow a trail of rainbow sheep to find a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. And if you find it, you get to ride a flying unicorn around the server for a whole day!

    Plus, the admins are like super chill and always hosting events like llama races and chicken jousting tournaments. And if you win, you get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nose. It’s lit, fam.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper). Let’s get crafting, y’all!

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  • MineCraftLifeValues

    MineCraftLifeValues
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 2936
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 10 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Star Shards Collected: 98
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you value building epic structures with your bare hands? Do you value battling it out with creepers and zombies in a quest for survival? Do you value making friends with virtual pigs and cows? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you absolutely must join our Minecraft server!

    Our server is home to the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of skeletons? We got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? We’ll provide the materials. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, we can’t guarantee that one, but hey, anything is possible on our server!

    So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • HostageCraft Minecraft Server

    HostageCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 1885
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Players Killed by Monsters: 3914
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Animals Bred: 125 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we have 11 male hostages demanding to be freed as part of the first stage of our crazy deal! why join? because where else can you find a server with such intense drama and high stakes? come join the chaos and see if you can help negotiate the release of these hostages while also building the most epic minecraft creations ever! hurry, before the hostages start building their own secret base and take over the server!

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  • PreggoCraft: Bird Flu Edition

    PreggoCraft: Bird Flu Edition
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 8085
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u ever heard of a minecraft server where pregnant women and unborn babies get bird flu and DIE?? well u have now!! come join our server for the ultimate challenge – try not to die from bird flu while building ur epic minecraft creations!! trust us, it’s a real hoot (get it? bird flu? hoot? lol) so come on down and see if u have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world!! #birdfluchallenge #minecraftmadness #dontcatchthebirdflu

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  • Ladies in Blocks: Memory Decline

    Ladies in Blocks: Memory Decline
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 8010
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 22
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most sexist states fighting for dominance! Watch as women’s memory declines faster than a creeper exploding in your face! It’s like watching nine years of cognitive aging happen in real time, but with pixelated blocks and funky avatars! Join now for a wild ride of sexism and memory loss, it’s gonna be a blast!

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  • Anarchy Network

    Anarchy Network
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 7261
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 New Chunks Explored: 593065
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Magic Items Found: 2477
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 29 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Anarchy Network!

    Launch Date October 11th, 2024
    Location New York City, NY, USA
    Minecraft Version 1.10 – 1.21.4 (recommended: 1.21.3)
    World Border 1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)

    The server is a Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Server designed to offer a pure, unmodified survival experience, with minimal rules and modifications to preserve the essence of Vanilla Minecraft. It is online 24/7 and allows Griefing/PvP with the only non-vanilla action of /spawn for players far out.

    FAQ:

    1. Why do you have rules unlike 2b2t?

    While a server with no rules might be suitable for some, not everyone enjoys an environment filled with spam, lag, and cheaters. This is why we have our four rules: Keep the chat civil, No exploits, No lagging, and No duping items.

    2. If Anarchy Network is true anarchy, why can’t I use cheats?

    This is a “Semi-Anarchy” server which means the server differs from pure Anarchy and we have some limitations in place. Cheats are third-party modifications to the game which ruin other players’ experience; therefore, cheats are not allowed.

    If the server sounds interesting to you, here is our IP and discord server:

    Server IP: AnarchyNetwork.net

    Discord Server: https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

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  • Adventures of the Lost 1.20.1

    Adventures of the Lost 1.20.1
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 6536
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Minerโ€™s Tools Found: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? This server is like if UQ Holder met a creeper and had a baby. It’s like a time-traveling adventure where you can self-insert and ruin the timeline in the most epic way possible. Join us for a wild ride through blocky chaos and questionable decisions. Don’t question it, just join and embrace the madness!

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  • Monthly Thang Minecraft SMP

    Monthly Thang Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 7075
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got more drama than a soap opera, I’m telling you. Last week, Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and tried to blame it on a creeper. Like, come on bro, we all saw you sneaking around with that pickaxe!

    But that’s not even the best part. Our monthly events are straight fire, no cap. We had a build battle where someone tried to recreate the Eiffel Tower but ended up with a giant blocky chicken instead. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP tournaments. I saw a pig take down a fully geared player with nothing but a carrot. It was wild, y’all.

    So if you want in on the action, hit us up. Just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs. And remember, on this Minecraft SMP, anything goes. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your loot. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

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  • Rent & Bills Minecraft Server

    Rent & Bills Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 3266
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and outrageous stories.

    Just like this player who refused to change how bills are split with their girlfriend! Will you stand your ground like this player, or will you be the supportive partner who helps them through tough times? Join now and find out!

    Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation where you have to navigate tricky conversations and stand your ground. Or maybe you’ll just build a giant castle and have a blast with your friends. Either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained!

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  • BoomerRageCraft

    BoomerRageCraft
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 6864
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Mythical Quests Completed: 43
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Animals Bred: 125 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your in-laws living in your house? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual world where everything breaks down just like your water pump, furnace, and garage door in real life!

    Join us for a wild ride where the sewer line might break next, but at least you won’t have to clean up any actual sewage puddles! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you want to book a room in a motel just to escape the madness (but don’t worry, we won’t judge if you do).

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your parents moving into your house without warning, come join us! Just remember, we can’t promise your in-game parents won’t hide any broken blocks from you, but at least you won’t have to deal with any real-life septic tank disasters. See you in the game!

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  • CraftyChicksServer

    CraftyChicksServer
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 2552
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Ores Mined: 6220
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of girl power!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to explain redstone contraptions to clueless boys who just can’t seem to grasp the concept. Watch as they struggle to understand why you need to build a mob farm or automate your farms for maximum efficiency.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles between rival factions led by fierce female leaders. Will you join the Pink Pigtails or the Purple Princesses? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious girl drama along the way.

    So come on, join our server and show those boys who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • EUtopiaCraft

    EUtopiaCraft
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 5434
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 82 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

    oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

    and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

    so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

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  • Advanced Monkey Business Server

    Advanced Monkey Business Server
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 2302
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Emeralds Found: 7401
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Dragon Scales Harvested: 378
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

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