Are you tired of feeling like a potato in a world full of hot fries? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a pixelated masterpiece! Join us and escape the harsh realities of the real world where even the girl of your dreams prefers a tall, muscular police officer over you.

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a majestic unicorn, a fearless warrior, or even a blocky Brad Pitt. No judgment here, just pure pixelated fun! So come on, join us and leave your balding, drug addict look behind. Who knows, maybe on our server, the girl of your dreams will finally notice you – or at least your pixelated alter ego!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • ShowerCraftVIP

    ShowerCraftVIP
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

    Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its ownβ€”it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CraftyMind SMP

    CraftyMind SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabiesβ€”perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CraftySaverz

    CraftySaverz
    Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret gardenβ€”it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • SpyCraftChemWars

    SpyCraftChemWars
    So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 12

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candyβ€”it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

    SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact
    so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 40
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 10

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memoryβ€”it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Sad Fact Minecraft Server

    Sad Fact Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrivedβ€”go figure!

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  • Based Peter Minecraft SMP

    Based Peter Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabiesβ€”now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • BrotherlyBlockage

    BrotherlyBlockage
    🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

    Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

    But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! πŸŽ‰πŸ”₯ #DramaCraft2021

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped insideβ€”talk about a plot twist!

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  • TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

    TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”
    If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

    So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Ores Mined: 5115

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallowsβ€”soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • FreebieCraft

    FreebieCraft
    Imagine a Minecraft server where everything is free for 30 minutes every day! It’s like a virtual shopping spree where you can grab all the diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and rare blocks your heart desires. Join us and experience the thrill of looting to your heart’s content without spending a single virtual penny. Who needs a Black Friday sale when you have this epic server to satisfy all your Minecraft cravings? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft hoarder!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that singβ€”they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

    TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

    we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!

    join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!

    so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • BlockyBanterMC

    BlockyBanterMC
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than hamas and gazans! we got zombies, creepers, and even ender dragons ready to fight you! we don’t force anyone to stay in the combat zone, but once you enter our server, you won’t want to leave! we’ll make sure you never want to evacuate because the fun never stops here! join now for the most intense and outrageous minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • OnlyNations

    OnlyNations

    OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • 🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames πŸ’Ž 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

    🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames πŸ’Ž 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

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    Top server for top players – MineBars!

    Login is available from versions 1.8 to 1.20.6

    β˜… Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP

    β˜… Unique plugins made by our programmers

    β˜… Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

    β˜… Experienced administrators and assistants

    β˜… Honest donation, cheap prices, discounts and promotional codes

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    β˜…βžœ Website: https://minebars.ru

    β˜…βžœ VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

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    A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored πŸ™‚

    With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

    Enter the promotional code RATING on our website MineBars.ru and you will receive extra. discount!

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    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

    Hunters R Us Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the future king and his beautiful wife in their epic quest for diamonds and glory!

    Rumor has it that the king’s wife is actually a secret ninja assassin who can take out creepers with just a flick of her diamond sword. And the king himself? Well, let’s just say he’s not afraid to go toe-to-toe with the Ender Dragon while riding a pig.

    Join us on this server for the chance to witness epic battles, build majestic castles, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the royal couple riding into the sunset on their trusty llamas. Who needs a boring old kingdom when you can rule over a Minecraft server with these two crazy characters leading the way? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most outrageous royal court in all of Minecraft history!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 129 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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