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Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 11
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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