CropCraft: Pesticide Paradise | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MomDrainer420

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Are you tired of real-life drama and arguments? Then join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone! Our server is a place where you can escape the constant tension at home and just focus on building and exploring. No more guilt trips or screaming matches over spilled water – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us and leave all your worries behind. Our virtual world is the perfect escape from the chaos of everyday life. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual soup is way tastier than the real thing – no more arguments over what’s for dinner!

So come on, join us and leave the real world drama at the door. Your phone won’t be blamed for any of your problems here – in fact, it might even help you build some epic structures! Don’t let the guilt get to you, just grab your virtual pickaxe and start mining away. See you in the game!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	2487	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MovieLoverMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where your favorite movie comes to life! Imagine building a replica of the Death Star from Star Wars or reenacting the epic battles from Avengers Endgame. Our server is like a movie set on steroids, where you can create your own blockbuster hits with your friends. So grab your popcorn and join us for a cinematic adventure like no other!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3883
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BlockbusterQuotes

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie on steroids! Join us and you’ll feel like you’re living out your favorite movie quotes in real life.

Picture this: you’re building a castle when suddenly a group of creepers start chasing you, but instead of exploding, they start reciting famous movie lines like “I’ll be back” and “You can’t handle the truth!” It’s like a cinematic experience right in your own virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server has epic quests inspired by classic films, like retrieving the Holy Grail from a dungeon guarded by killer rabbits or rescuing a princess from a tower guarded by a fire-breathing dragon (who may or may not have a Scottish accent).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, join our server and get ready for a blockbuster adventure like no other!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ores Mined:	4675
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Green Day Update: American Idiot

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hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! yea, that’s right, this server is so lit even the mobs are turnin up!

join us for epic quests like finding the legendary golden potato or battling the evil chicken army. we even have a secret underground disco where u can boogie down with ur blocky friends.

oh, and did i mention the admin is a talking llama who grants wishes? yea, u heard me right. this server is so crazy, even herobrine is like “whoa, that’s wild”.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.

p.s. we have free cake. like, a lot of cake. so much cake u won’t even know what to do with it all.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	New Chunks Explored:	98040
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5480
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Dysfunction: Epic Epidemics

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so liek u ever been playin on a minecraft server and u just cant get ur block on cuz ur post-ssri sexual dysfunction is gettin in the way? well, do we have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride of block-placin fun and crazy adventures!

we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and villagers breakdancin like theres no tomorrow. plus, our community is so welcoming that even if u cant get ur block on, u’ll still feel right at home.

join now and see for urself why our server is the talk of the town. who needs to quantify incidence and prevalence when u can just have a blast playin minecraft with us? come on in, the water’s fine!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	139
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

⚔️ HARD GRIEF | DUELS | CLANS | PARTY Minecraft server

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Hello, Friend. Want to find a Cool SURVIVAL server on your phone?

Then you should come to us >✨TalesCraft✨

We are looking forward to new players and every week we hold Contests and Events. We have made a really high-quality server for a comfortable game.

✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, get resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.

Our website: shop.talescrat.ru

✅ High-quality server, No lags, Cheap donations.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crops Grown:	7860

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Metallic Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the ultimate True Norwegian Black Metal experience in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of skeleton warriors dressed in corpse paint and spiked leather armor come charging at you, blasting Mayhem and Emperor from their boomboxes. But don’t worry, they’re here to help you conquer the land and spread the dark glory of Black Metal across the server.

Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From battling giant spiders that spit fire to building your own sacrificial altar to summon demons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Black Metal Band of Skeletons, who will serenade you with their bone-chilling music and grant you powerful buffs to help you on your journey.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Black Metal warrior in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your darkest eyeliner and your most brutal battle cry – because things are about to get metal AF.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Sleepy Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our SMP is so exciting, you’ll need at least 12 hours of sleep just to recover from all the fun!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build castles made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

But beware, our community is so hilarious, you might just laugh yourself into a coma. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Crops Grown:	3559
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NoKidsNoCreeper Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into babysitting by your family members? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual family! No more passive-aggressive comments about your life choices, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, you can create your own world where you never have to babysit anyone unless you want to (looking at you, virtual pets). Say goodbye to the pressure of family expectations and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

Join now and let your creativity run wild in a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build some virtual boundaries, one block at a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Dragon Eggs Found:	4739
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Star Shards Collected:	279

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyHub

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as my husband’s drinking habits! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where hiding Kratom and CBD is just a normal part of the game.

Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.

Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Crops Grown:	4864
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

FlaggedCraft SMP

Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, DATING, emotional intelligence, FlaggedCraft, green flags, healthy relationship, Honesty, long-term commitment, love, Partnership, personal growth, red flags, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, toxic relationship, Trust, warning signs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we thrive on chaos and craziness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where lava flows like waterfalls and creepers are trained to do your bidding. Our community is filled with players who have green flags like building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks and red flags like starting wars over who has the best pet pig.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies plotting to overthrow the server admins, treasure hunts that lead to hidden dungeons filled with loot, and even a rumor that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a wild time, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BlockyCultureShock

adult content, adult themes, BlockyCultureShock, Boundaries, Censorship, controversial topics, Cultural differences, Culture Shock, explicit content, explicit language, explicit material, graphic imagery, mature content, NSFW, nudity, risque behavior, sexual norms, shock factor, shock value, social norms, taboo

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Join our server for a NSFW culture shock like you’ve never experienced before! Dive into a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear tutus. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is known to break out into a twerk session every now and then. Join us if you dare, but be warned – you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our minecraft server where we have more name changes than the Ukrainian parliament! we got over 300 settlements that used to be boring but now they’re all about Russia and the Soviet Union! imagine building your house in a place called “Vladimir Putin’s Backyard” or “Borscht Boulevard”! it’s a wild ride of historical confusion and hilarious chaos! join now for the most ridiculous names you’ll ever see in a minecraft server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

KurskCraft: Robot vs. Trench

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Yo, have you ever seen a robot with GUNS in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we got Ukraine’s Gun-Armed Ground Robot clearing out Russian trenches in Kursk! Join us for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Watch as the robot blasts through enemies and leaves a trail of destruction in its wake. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft! So come on, join us and witness the chaos unfold in our insane server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CO2 Climatic Craze

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LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT DINOSAURS AND ALIENS AND SH*T!

WE GOT A STUDY THAT SHOWS IF YOU JOIN, YOUR CLIMATE SENSITIVITY WILL BE SO FAST AND SLOW, LIKE 8C PER CO2 DOUBLING IN THE LAST 485 MILLION YEARS!

IMAGINE BUILDING A MINECRAFT HOUSE WHILE A T-REX AND A SPACESHIP FIGHT OUTSIDE!

SO COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Emeralds Found:	321
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	467
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37