CropCraft: Pesticide Paradise | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Green Day Update: American Idiot

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hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! yea, that’s right, this server is so lit even the mobs are turnin up!

join us for epic quests like finding the legendary golden potato or battling the evil chicken army. we even have a secret underground disco where u can boogie down with ur blocky friends.

oh, and did i mention the admin is a talking llama who grants wishes? yea, u heard me right. this server is so crazy, even herobrine is like “whoa, that’s wild”.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.

p.s. we have free cake. like, a lot of cake. so much cake u won’t even know what to do with it all.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Potions Brewed:	126
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty Dysfunction: Epic Epidemics

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so liek u ever been playin on a minecraft server and u just cant get ur block on cuz ur post-ssri sexual dysfunction is gettin in the way? well, do we have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride of block-placin fun and crazy adventures!

we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and villagers breakdancin like theres no tomorrow. plus, our community is so welcoming that even if u cant get ur block on, u’ll still feel right at home.

join now and see for urself why our server is the talk of the town. who needs to quantify incidence and prevalence when u can just have a blast playin minecraft with us? come on in, the water’s fine!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

⚔️ HARD GRIEF | DUELS | CLANS | PARTY Minecraft server

administrator, Arena, Auction, Auto-mine, Cheap donations, Clans, Contests, Duels, Events, Friends, HARD GRIEF, high quality, No Lags, Parkour, Party, Prison, PvP, Surival, Trade

Hello, Friend. Want to find a Cool SURVIVAL server on your phone?

Then you should come to us >✨TalesCraft✨

We are looking forward to new players and every week we hold Contests and Events. We have made a really high-quality server for a comfortable game.

✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, get resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.

Our website: shop.talescrat.ru

✅ High-quality server, No lags, Cheap donations.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Metallic Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the ultimate True Norwegian Black Metal experience in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of skeleton warriors dressed in corpse paint and spiked leather armor come charging at you, blasting Mayhem and Emperor from their boomboxes. But don’t worry, they’re here to help you conquer the land and spread the dark glory of Black Metal across the server.

Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From battling giant spiders that spit fire to building your own sacrificial altar to summon demons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Black Metal Band of Skeletons, who will serenade you with their bone-chilling music and grant you powerful buffs to help you on your journey.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Black Metal warrior in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your darkest eyeliner and your most brutal battle cry – because things are about to get metal AF.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4111	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	158	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Sleepy Minecraft SMP Player

body clock, deep sleep, exhaustion, FATIGUE, feeling, health, HOURS, long hours, long hours of sleep, mental health, Minecraft, need sleep, player, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, REST, self-care, Sleep, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleepy, smp, tiredness, wellbeing

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our SMP is so exciting, you’ll need at least 12 hours of sleep just to recover from all the fun!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build castles made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

But beware, our community is so hilarious, you might just laugh yourself into a coma. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Crops Grown:	7475	Emeralds Found:	833
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NoKidsNoCreeper Minecraft Server

aunt, Babysitting, Boundaries, career, child-free life, defending actions, family, family peace, hobbies, Honesty, Minecraft, Mother, Niece, NoKidsNoCreeper, parenting, passive-aggressive comments, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, selfish, Server, setting boundaries, sister

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into babysitting by your family members? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual family! No more passive-aggressive comments about your life choices, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, you can create your own world where you never have to babysit anyone unless you want to (looking at you, virtual pets). Say goodbye to the pressure of family expectations and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

Join now and let your creativity run wild in a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build some virtual boundaries, one block at a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftyHub

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as my husband’s drinking habits! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where hiding Kratom and CBD is just a normal part of the game.

Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.

Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

FlaggedCraft SMP

Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, DATING, emotional intelligence, FlaggedCraft, green flags, healthy relationship, Honesty, long-term commitment, love, Partnership, personal growth, red flags, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, toxic relationship, Trust, warning signs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we thrive on chaos and craziness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where lava flows like waterfalls and creepers are trained to do your bidding. Our community is filled with players who have green flags like building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks and red flags like starting wars over who has the best pet pig.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies plotting to overthrow the server admins, treasure hunts that lead to hidden dungeons filled with loot, and even a rumor that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a wild time, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BlockyCultureShock

adult content, adult themes, BlockyCultureShock, Boundaries, Censorship, controversial topics, Cultural differences, Culture Shock, explicit content, explicit language, explicit material, graphic imagery, mature content, NSFW, nudity, risque behavior, sexual norms, shock factor, shock value, social norms, taboo

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Join our server for a NSFW culture shock like you’ve never experienced before! Dive into a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear tutus. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is known to break out into a twerk session every now and then. Join us if you dare, but be warned – you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Animals Bred:	38
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our minecraft server where we have more name changes than the Ukrainian parliament! we got over 300 settlements that used to be boring but now they’re all about Russia and the Soviet Union! imagine building your house in a place called “Vladimir Putin’s Backyard” or “Borscht Boulevard”! it’s a wild ride of historical confusion and hilarious chaos! join now for the most ridiculous names you’ll ever see in a minecraft server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

KurskCraft: Robot vs. Trench

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Yo, have you ever seen a robot with GUNS in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we got Ukraine’s Gun-Armed Ground Robot clearing out Russian trenches in Kursk! Join us for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Watch as the robot blasts through enemies and leaves a trail of destruction in its wake. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft! So come on, join us and witness the chaos unfold in our insane server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3786	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CO2 Climatic Craze

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LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT DINOSAURS AND ALIENS AND SH*T!

WE GOT A STUDY THAT SHOWS IF YOU JOIN, YOUR CLIMATE SENSITIVITY WILL BE SO FAST AND SLOW, LIKE 8C PER CO2 DOUBLING IN THE LAST 485 MILLION YEARS!

IMAGINE BUILDING A MINECRAFT HOUSE WHILE A T-REX AND A SPACESHIP FIGHT OUTSIDE!

SO COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Banned from YouTube Minecraft Server

#youtube, banned, banned accounts, banned from YouTube, Community Backlash, content creators, controversy, copyright infringement, copyright issues, copyright violation, Dying, EXPOSED, froot, henya, internet drama, Ironmouse, kson, Minecraft, online entertainment, online streaming, reached 3 view status, Server, social media, viral videos, YouTube ban

Join our Minecraft server where the chaos is real and the drama is even more intense than a reality TV show! Ironmouse got banned from YouTube for copyright infringement, Kson somehow reached the legendary 3 view status, Henya is on her deathbed (in-game, of course), and Froot got exposed for stealing diamonds from other players. But hey, who needs normal when you can have this level of insanity? Join now for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Homo Fauna – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all about Human Males On Female Anthros! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is like a soap opera, but with furries. Dive into the drama of “The Frost On Her Feathers” or “Chicken In the Fox’s Den” for some wild storytelling. – Ever wanted to read a fanfic about a chicken getting into a fox’s den? Well, now you can on our server! – Join us for the epic saga of “Claws of Helion” or “Sanguine Dusk” where anthros battle it out in intense conflicts. – Need a break from all the chaos? Check out “Post-Work Relief” for a relaxing read. – Curious about the secrets of “Forgotten Places: Expedition”? Join our server to uncover the mysteries. – And if you’re feeling adventurous, join in on “Manhunt” for a thrilling adventure.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a furry-filled adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a fanfic or two along the way. Join now for a wild ride through the world of Human Males On Female Anthros!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	163
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Invited2Wedding

family acceptance, family bonding, family communication, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, family forgiveness, family gatherings, family healing, family history, family reconciliation, Family Support, family tension, family unity, forgiveness, Invited2Wedding, past mistakes, personal growth, sibling relationships, wedding etiquette

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, do I have a server for you!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with family drama, awkward encounters, and unexpected plot twists! Just like this Reddit user’s experience at his brother’s wedding, our server is full of surprises and unexpected moments.

Imagine logging in to find out that your Minecraft sibling doesn’t want you there at all! The tension, the awkwardness, the drama – it’s all waiting for you on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of family members ready to take sides and judge your every move.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your every decision, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide all the entertainment you need? Remember, drama is just a block away!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	3070	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2