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Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 15 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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