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Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 21
Royal Courts Attended: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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