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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Love Letters Sent: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
Endless Night Skies: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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