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Niji Trio Harmony 1.20.3

1.20.3, Analysis, critique, Disappointment, en singers, Entertainment, Failure, Flop, Harmony, Japanese idols, Livestream, Music (Industry), music collaboration, niji, Nijisanji, online concert, orisong, Performance, Release, talent, Trio, virtual entertainment, virtual singers, vocalists

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Potions Brewed:	30
Love Letters Sent:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Divine Spears Created:	20

Bro, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the 3 best Nijisanji EN singers release an orisong together and it’s a total disaster? Like, imagine the chaos and hilarity of that happening in a virtual blocky world! Join now to witness the epic fails and epic wins that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4462
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9030
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Emeralds Found:	9764	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6003
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	102
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1632
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	New Chunks Explored:	134413
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	60
Ores Mined:	619	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3646
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	300

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4569
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3324
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	220	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2031
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	101	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1137	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	975
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

Players:	97/900	Votes:	7627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Runes Activated:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2