CreeperCupid’sDisaster | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyCreeper69

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Are you tired of being forever alone in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being single is a sign of pure awesomeness! Join us and mingle with other players who are also proudly flying solo in the dating world. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper army at your disposal?

Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows at creepers. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	250	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

RenewableCraft: India200GW

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come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9441
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Iboga Dance Party Server

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

eusurvival

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, CreativeBuilding, Economy, Faction, Factions, Factionsmp, factionsplugin, Hungergames, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Survivalgames, Towny

EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Emeralds Found:	791	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Sandcastle

Archer, Capture Points, chokepoints, Crusader, DEFEND, Discord, Engineer, fighter, Kill Players, KitPvP, Medieval Mode, Minecraft, objective-based, organized sessions, PvP, Ranger, Server, team fortress 2, team-based, The Sandcastle, Vanilla

The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9008	Emeralds Found:	3466
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	6997	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6758	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

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Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

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Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	275	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

”>be me Minecraft SMP”

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> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8318	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Star Shards Collected:	140
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	43

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3489	Towns Built:	4
Emeralds Found:	4482	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Star Shards Collected:	179	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Ores Mined:	3845
Secret Passages Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2