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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 4641 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 403 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 3763 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.
So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!