CraftyWakeUpLand | New Minecraft Servers 2024

UkraineWarriors: KeepFighting!

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so like, ukraine’s fallen soldiers were like, super inspiring and stuff. they were all like, “we will never give up, we will never surrender!” and everyone was like, “wow, those guys are so cool.” so now, this minecraft server is like, dedicated to them or something.

join this server if you want to be as brave as ukraine’s fallen soldiers. fight off creepers and zombies like a true hero. show the world that you have the courage and strength of a warrior.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll unlock secret powers and abilities. like, you’ll be able to fly without wings and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s totally legit, trust me.

so come on, join this server and be a part of something epic. honor the memory of ukraine’s fallen soldiers and become a legend in the world of minecraft. do it for the fallen, do it for glory!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Belly Thread Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a belly thread where you have to show off your fat mines! That’s right, no excuse to hide that glorious belly of yours – flaunt it proudly in front of all your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Belly Button of Doom, rumored to grant immense powers to anyone brave enough to touch it. Will you be the chosen one to harness its incredible abilities and conquer the Minecraft world?

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with belly laughs, epic battles, and unforgettable memories. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this one-of-a-kind community where belly buttons reign supreme!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1188

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

The Sleepy Zenless Zone – Minecraft SMP Zero General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and programs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can race through the fiery pits of Minecraft hell for epic prizes!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero, where you can ask him all your burning questions like “Why do creepers explode?” and “What’s the deal with Endermen?”

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about meeting our legendary Agent Records, Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz? Rumor has it they once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh.

Join us for our upcoming events including the Overlord’s Feast, where you can dine with Minecraft’s most notorious villains and maybe even steal a bite of the Wither’s soul sandwich.

Don’t miss out on our redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFTHS and AHLWFEFEZZZ4PC, where you can unlock exclusive in-game items like diamond armor made of solid gold and a pet zombie pigman named Bob.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing sunglasses.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Animals Bred:	145
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

JoblessExodusCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with crazy landlords and their even crazier cats? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (but hopefully not from your landlord).

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being guilt-tripped into staying in a basement room or paying for your landlord’s cat’s extravagant medical bills. Instead, you’ll be free to roam our virtual world, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t cry when you decide to move out.

So say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to a new beginning on our Minecraft server! Who needs a job when you have a whole new world to explore? Join us today and let the fun begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ShellCraft: Evade & Conquer!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we evade sanctions like russia with shell companies but in a totally legal and hilarious way!!! build your own shell company and hide all your diamonds from the tax man, just like putin but without the political consequences!

we have a secret underground bunker where you can store all your illegal goods and pretend you’re a russian oligarch living the high life. join now and start your life of crime in the most fun and ridiculous way possible!

plus, our admins are all former KGB agents so you know you’re in good hands when it comes to avoiding the authorities. come join us and let’s rule the world together, one shell company at a time!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Magic Items Found:	3374	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BDSM MedCare FunLand

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so like, imagine this minecraft server where all the players are part of the BDSM community. like, they’ve had some bad experiences with healthcare in the past, so they come here to escape and have a good time.

join this server if you wanna build a dungeon filled with secret passageways and torture chambers. trust me, you’ll never wanna leave once you start playing. plus, the admins are all trained in CPR and first aid, so you’ll be safe even when things get a little too intense.

come join us and let your freak flag fly in this wild and crazy minecraft world. you won’t regret it, unless you’re into vanilla stuff. then maybe this server isn’t for you. but if you’re into whips, chains, and building elaborate sex dungeons, then this is the place for you. come on in, the fun is just getting started!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Crops Grown:	7608
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

What is the IP for PWR Minecraft Server?

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PWR is a dynamic and innovative fitness company that offers a range of workout programs and training services designed to help individuals achieve their fitness goals. Led by founder and fitness influencer, Kayla Itsines, PWR is known for its effective and results-driven approach to exercise. With a strong focus on strength training and high-intensity interval workouts, PWR has gained a loyal following of individuals looking to transform their bodies and improve their overall health and fitness levels.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOC Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Animals Bred:	193
Secret Passages Found:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Low Birth Rate Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where two nations with the lowest birth rates in the world come together for some wild and wacky adventures! Why are their birth rates so low, you ask? Well, rumor has it that a mischievous group of creepers has been stealing all the baby villagers and hiding them in secret dungeons. It’s up to you and your fellow players to rescue the babies and restore balance to the server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie pigmen who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them on the dance floor for some groovy moves and maybe even learn a thing or two about survival in the process.

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe filled with giant chickens that lay diamond eggs. Who needs to mine for resources when you have a never-ending supply of bling?

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Linus Brown Kids Minecraft SMP

Bonding, brothers, BROWN, brown kids, Childhood, children, Diversity, family, Fun, Happy, Innocence, joy, Kids, Laughter, linus, love, Memories, Minecraft, mixed race, multicultural, outdoor activities, Playing, Siblings, sisters, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to hang out with Linus, the coolest brown kid in town who can build a rollercoaster out of dirt blocks and make a farm full of dancing cows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by a group of zombie pigmen who love to boogie down to some funky beats. Just be careful not to get too carried away or you might end up becoming their new dance partner for eternity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Linus and his brown kids are waiting for you to join the fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Professional Procrastinator Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living in the boring real world where your job title doesn’t match what you actually do? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where your job title will finally make sense!

Imagine being a professional block breaker, a master of pixelated landscapes, or a professional creeper wrangler. On our server, you can live out your wildest job title fantasies and truly be the boss of your own virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches and power on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring real-world job behind and join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MoonPortalMadness

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world – literally!

Imagine this: you stumble upon a two-way portal to the Moon in your basement. Instead of freaking out, you decide to use it to join our server. Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build your very own Moon base and mine for space diamonds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of alien villagers who are always up for a trade. Need some enchanted gear? Just trade them a few moon rocks and they’ll hook you up.

So if you’re ready for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience, join our server and start your lunar adventure today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ores Mined:	9141	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

The Bob’s (Not So) Secret Meeting Place – Don’t Tell Steve [SMP]

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The Bob SMP

Hello everyone! This is a Bedrock Survival SMP with Kingdoms, and a lot of others to play with!

It includes a few mods, such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones

We have friendly staff that would love for you to join us!

If this interests you, join us today! https://discord.gg/Aqc7xAUGDQ

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join this server?	Yes, anyone is welcome to join The Bob SMP!
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes mods for Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Is there a Kingdoms feature in the server?	Yes, The Bob SMP includes Kingdoms for players to participate in.
Are the staff members helpful?	Yes, the staff members are friendly and eager to assist all players.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord invite link provided above.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server you’ll ever play on!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil unicorns with diamond swords! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground city filled with talking mushrooms and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Power that grants you unlimited diamond armor and the ability to summon a herd of explosive sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Farms Harvested:	198
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Erection Interference Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you in stitches!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Void Armor Forged:	27

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1