Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll fall in love with what you hear! Our players have the silverest of tongues and know just how to please with their words. Forget about looks or height, all you need is some smooth talking skills to win over the ladies on our server.

But that’s not all – we also offer classes on how to perform cunnilingus! Yes, you read that right. Learn how to please your partner in the virtual world and beyond. So come join us for some steamy Minecraft gameplay and maybe even pick up a few tips for real life too. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
Invisible Walls Found: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25
Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

New Minecraft Server
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  • MineRefuge VS Hypixel

    MineRefuge VS Hypixel
    Hypixel MineRefuge
    Pros Pros
    – Largest Minecraft server with a variety of mini-games – Unique Earth Survival server with a 1:500 replica of Earth
    – High player population and active community – OneBlock server offers a unique gameplay experience
    – Regular updates and events – Dedicated survival and OneBlock modes for different playstyles
    Cons Cons
    – Can be overwhelming for new players due to the sheer size and variety – Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
    – Some players may experience lag due to high player population – May have fewer mini-games compared to Hypixel

    FAQ:

    1. How large is the player population on Hypixel compared to MineRefuge? – Hypixel has a much larger player population compared to MineRefuge, offering a more active and bustling community.

    2. What unique features does MineRefuge offer? – MineRefuge offers a unique Earth Survival server with a 1:500 replica of Earth, as well as a OneBlock server where players start on a single block and expand their island.

    3. Are there any drawbacks to playing on Hypixel? – Some players may find Hypixel overwhelming due to the large size and variety of mini-games available, and may experience lag at peak times.

    4. What sets MineRefuge apart from other servers? – MineRefuge stands out for its focus on survival and unique gameplay modes like Earth Survival and OneBlock, catering to different playstyles.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crops Grown: 2701 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 77

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sorry, Wrong Server…But It’s Still Awesome! 1.20.2 with MCPets, Excellentcrates, and more!

    Sorry, Wrong Server…But It’s Still Awesome! 1.20.2 with MCPets, Excellentcrates, and more!

    NTRS – NOT THE RIGHT SERVER

    A Survival server made for those looking for a place to hang out, and have a good time.

    If you’re looking for a small server that doesn’t have a chat that you can’t even type in because the server is filled with 200+ players, you’re in luck, because NTRS has 75 player slots!

    We have a lot for players to do, and are always working on more cool stuff for you such as pixel art with artmap, pets that you can fly such as dragons, over 20 minigames like spleef, chess, tntrun, dropper, horse racing, survivalgames, and many more!

    While I’d like to talk about the VIP privileges, I’m more keen on explaining that you do not need to be a VIP to access anything specifically, and that as a player, I want you to be able to obtain everything for free, without spending money at all, ever.

    There are of course Supporter roles that are linked to the website and the discord, but the only real difference between VIP and MEMBER are that it’s up to chance, and will take time and luck to get the pets and mmoitems, or even the custom rank prefixes coming soon!

    There’s honestly a lot I could talk about as this server isn’t just another SMP server to me, I’ve put all the money and love I have into it, and I genuinely hope that you will check it out. NTRS was just a little server I was hosting on my rig back in 2019 for my friends, and I’ve always wanted it to be something more than that, and now it finally is!

    So sign up on our website to interact with the community, join the discord, or check out our forum page and meet some friends, it helps us learn more about the people joining our server, it also makes it easier for you to ask us for help and report or suggest things to us! NTRS IP: play.nottherightserver.online NTRS Website: NTRS Website NTRS Twitter: NTRS Twitter

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Do I need to be a VIP to access all features? No, you do not need to be a VIP to access anything specifically. Everything can be obtained for free.
    What are the differences between VIP and MEMBER? The only real difference is that it’s up to chance and will take time and luck to get certain perks as a VIP.
    How many player slots does the server have? NTRS has 75 player slots available.
    Can I interact with the community outside of the server? Yes, you can sign up on the website, join the discord, and visit the forum page to meet other players.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 169 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Animals Bred: 102 Players Killed by Monsters: 5848

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Welcome to the Minecraft Retirement Home – 18+ Edition Version 1.20.4

    Welcome to the Minecraft Retirement Home – 18+ Edition Version 1.20.4

    Players’ Lounge <a href="https://newsminecraft.com/about/20-things-you-didnt-know-about-villagers-in-minecraft/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to Players’ Lounge Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Looking for a fresh start in the world of Minecraft? Join us at Players’ Lounge! Our server offers a brand new world just waiting to be explored and shaped by new players like you which just launched on 2nd April 2024! Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the game, there’s a place for everyone in our small active community.

    Server Highlights:

    Community Projects Community projects, including the construction of a bustling nether hub and a vibrant shopping district.
    Semi-vanilla SMP The only plugins we have are ones that help keep the server running smoothly!
    No Donations We will never ask for donations to keep the server running! We want you to play and have fun not be pestered for money!
    Whitelisted Server For a safe and enjoyable community environment, we require all players to be 18 years or older.
    Dynmap Complete with markers using signs to help you explore and find your way around. With our world border spanning an impressive 12k x 12k, there’s plenty to see and do in our expansive world.
    Events In-game treasure hunts to lively games of Gartic phone and Cards Against Humanity, there’s always something happening at Players’ Lounge. Plus, don’t miss out on our weekly in-game lottery!

    Join us on Discord!

    Curious to learn more? Head on over to our Discord server to see a list of our plugins and datapacks, and to connect with our new growing community of players. Take the first step towards becoming a part of our new and upcoming community by applying on Discord today! Applications are quick, easy and rarely declined.

    Click here to join our Discord server!

    FAQ:

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join the server, please apply on our Discord server. We require all players to be 18 years or older.

    2. Are there any donations required to play on the server?

    No, we will never ask for donations to keep the server running. We want all players to have fun without being pestered for money.

    3. What plugins and datapacks are available on the server?

    You can see a list of our plugins and datapacks on our Discord server.

    4. What kind of events and community activities do you have on the server?

    We have community projects, in-game treasure hunts, games like Gartic phone and Cards Against Humanity, and a weekly in-game lottery.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 25 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyFarts Minecraft Server

    CraftyFarts Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of building boring old houses in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, /v/ plays Sburb, you’ll be building epic towers that reach the heavens themselves! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures, like fighting off hordes of zombie pigs with nothing but a carrot, or taming wild ocelots to ride into battle!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll have the chance to uncover rare treasures like the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to mine through bedrock with a single swing! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the mystical Potion of Invisibility, allowing you to prank your friends by sneaking up on them and stealing their precious diamonds!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the elusive Ender Dragon, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to face it in battle. Just imagine the possibilities – unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and maybe even a pet creeper who won’t explode in your face!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on /v/ plays Sburb and let the insanity begin! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Falling into the Void: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rape Me In Minecraft – The Ultimate Step-By-Step Guide To Getting Owned On Our Server! Join Now!

    Rape Me In Minecraft – The Ultimate Step-By-Step Guide To Getting Owned On Our Server! Join Now!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and leave you questioning your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Google can’t handle it.

    Join us for the chance to get “raped” by a towering Amazonian goddess… in Minecraft! That’s right, forget building, forget exploring, forget survival – here, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies in blocky form.

    We guarantee you’ll never find another server that offers such a unique and questionable experience. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready for a gaming experience you’ll never forget (whether you want to or not)!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 37 Dragon Eggs Found: 9368
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Punching Trees & Making Babies: Best Minecraft Server Ever

    Punching Trees & Making Babies: Best Minecraft Server Ever
    Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft server, where the competition is so fierce, you’ll be begging for mercy! Our server is like no other, with epic battles, crazy challenges, and a community that would make even the strongest warrior tremble.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player dared to challenge our top player to a duel. And let’s just say, it didn’t end well for them. Our top player knocked them out in one hit, then proceeded to breed their girlfriend’s cat…I mean, pussy. Yeah, that’s right. We don’t mess around on this server.

    So, if you think you have what it takes to compete with the best of the best, then come on over to our Minecraft server. But be warned, you can’t fucking compete! And we’ll knock you out and breed your girl’s pussy…cat. Yeah, that’s what I meant. Join us now, if you dare.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 39 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft Mania – Block Party Bonanza

    Minecraft Mania – Block Party Bonanza
    Welcome to the wacky world of /lig/+ Edition Minecraft server, where indie vtubers with on average 500 viewers or more rule the land! Why join, you ask? Well, imagine a server where large indie vtubers battle against the 2views minions by the thousands – it’s a thread for the VIP, regardless of what language they stream in.

    Looking to shill your 499view oshi? No worries, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent in numbers, they’re welcome here! Who will reign supreme in this crazy world of virtual madness? Will it be Filian with 4,946 viewers or maybe the Russian powerhouse orkpod with 3,766 viewers?

    But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Fear not, as long as the corpo doesn’t own talent IPs and has only one member surpassing 1000 CCV, they can still join the fun! Join us as we discuss, share clips, and revel in the chaos of the /lig/+ Edition Minecraft server.

    Don’t miss out on the Tiermaker, Chuuba Birthday Calendar, official /lig/ booru, and of course, the essential Ducks corner! Prepare for a wild ride of laughter, competition, and virtual mayhem as you dive into the world of /lig/+ Edition Minecraft server. See you in the virtual realm, adventurer!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Last Call for Pixel Paradise: Say Goodbye to Palworld in Two Weeks! Join Now for One Last Crazy Ride!

    Last Call for Pixel Paradise: Say Goodbye to Palworld in Two Weeks! Join Now for One Last Crazy Ride!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a community where anything is possible, where pigs fly and trees talk? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where the countdown to shutting down Palworld is in full swing!

    Join us for the wildest two weeks of your Minecraft life, where you can ride unicorns into battle, build houses out of candy, and make friends with a dragon named Steve. But hurry, because once the server shuts down, who knows where you’ll end up – maybe in a world where creepers wear top hats and spiders dance the cha-cha.

    Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now before it’s too late! Who needs Palworld when you have a Minecraft server this crazy?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 201 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyJewMine: where even Creepers can’t resist a good joke! Join now for a gaming experience that’s lit (like the Nether)!

    CraftyJewMine: where even Creepers can’t resist a good joke! Join now for a gaming experience that’s lit (like the Nether)!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we waste billions of dollars on is creating the most epic virtual world for you to explore! Join us and you’ll be too busy building your dream castle or fighting off zombie hordes to worry about demoralizing internet trolls.

    Our server is so addictive, even the Jews would rather spend their time here than on /pol/. They’ve heard tales of our pixelated paradise and just can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who needs to insult strangers online when you can be crafting diamond swords and riding pigs into battle?

    Forget about ideologies and religions, on our server the only thing you need to believe in is having a good time. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some insane adventures – because here, we don’t have time for demoralization, only exhilaration!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OzempicCraft – Where even your Minecraft character can use government-funded drugs to mine diamonds faster!

    OzempicCraft – Where even your Minecraft character can use government-funded drugs to mine diamonds faster!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have come up with the most outrageous and hilarious idea for a new drug invention. Imagine a world where everyone with an IQ below 120 is required to take a special drug that enhances their… ahem… solo activities. We’re talking about an Ozempic-like drug specifically designed for masturbation.

    Join our server for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience. Explore our virtual world where all players are guaranteed to have a blast both in and out of the game.

    And don’t worry, we fact-checked this idea… in our dreams. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously stimulating gameplay. Join us now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 10 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Meteorites Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyKagome’s InuYasha Adventure Server: Minecraft Meets Feudal Japan Fun & Chaos – Join Now and Slay Some Demons!

    CraftyKagome’s InuYasha Adventure Server: Minecraft Meets Feudal Japan Fun & Chaos – Join Now and Slay Some Demons!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old music and lackluster visuals? Look no further than our server where we have the most epic opening sequence you’ve ever seen! Our music is so badass, it’ll make you feel like a warrior charging into battle. Plus, our visuals sync up perfectly with the music, giving you an immersive experience like never before. Join now for the ultimate Minecraft adventure that’s fact-checked to blow your mind!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Villages Defended: 17
    Crops Grown: 2442 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 28
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Emeralds Found: 8050
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 49

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BeeAware Minecraft Server – Where even the bees in /b/ are aware of our epic gameplay! Join now for a buzz-worthy experience!

    BeeAware Minecraft Server – Where even the bees in /b/ are aware of our epic gameplay! Join now for a buzz-worthy experience!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old lame quests and repetitive gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and build a castle made entirely of diamonds (because why not?). Need a break from all the chaos? Take a relaxing swim in a lava-filled pool or go on a safari to hunt for rare pink sheep.

    And the best part? We have a team of highly trained penguins ready to assist you with any questions or issues you may have. That’s right, penguins. Because why have boring old customer service reps when you can have adorable flightless birds instead?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. And remember, everything you just read is 100% fact-checked by our team of expert unicorn fact-checkers. So you know it’s legit.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EtherealCraft VS Hypixel

    EtherealCraft VS Hypixel
    Hypixel EtherealCraft
    Large player base Specializes in ATLA bending
    Many different game modes and mini-games Custom items and moves
    Premium features and ranks available No pay to win features
    Well-established community Small dedicated community
    Frequent updates and events Fresh map with regular wipes

    FAQ:

    1. What kind of server is Hypixel? – Hypixel is a large Minecraft server with a variety of game modes and mini-games for players to enjoy.

    2. What makes EtherealCraft unique? – EtherealCraft specializes in ATLA bending, offering custom items and over 230 moves for players to learn.

    3. Are there pay to win features on Hypixel? – Yes, Hypixel offers premium features and ranks that can provide advantages to players willing to pay.

    4. How often does EtherealCraft have map wipes? – EtherealCraft has regular map wipes, with the last wipe occurring on 9/09/23.

    5. Which server has a larger player base? – Hypixel has a larger player base compared to EtherealCraft, which has a smaller dedicated community.

    6. Can I master all elements for free on EtherealCraft? – Yes, on EtherealCraft, players can bend every element for free without any pay to win features.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hitler’s Touchy-Feely Minecraft Server – Where history meets humor in the virtual world!

    Hitler’s Touchy-Feely Minecraft Server – Where history meets humor in the virtual world!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our Minecraft server takes you on a wild ride through history like you’ve never experienced before!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to see just how close you are to touching Hitler himself. Fact checkers, get your notepads ready because this server will have you tracing your genealogy back through generations, prisons, and even infamous figures like Quisling just to get a chance to virtually shake hands with the man himself.

    With outrageous challenges, mind-boggling puzzles, and a community of players just as obsessed with touching Hitler as you are, this server will have you laughing, learning, and questioning your own family history in no time. So why wait? Join now and see just how far back you have to go to have touched Hitler – it’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Download this Epic Crafty World Minecraft Server, where even the blocks have a sense of humor! Join now for epic adventures!

    Download this Epic Crafty World Minecraft Server, where even the blocks have a sense of humor! Join now for epic adventures!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting memory-holed is your opponents! Make sure to download the map before it disappears faster than Bin Laden’s letter to America. Join us for some explosive fun and see if you can outbuild your enemies before they disappear into the virtual abyss. Grab your pickaxe and get ready for some blocky battles!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 101 Horror Stories Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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