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Welcome to the most pain-inducing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, craziness, and pure insanity.
Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. From flying pigs to rainbow-colored zombies, you never know what you’ll encounter next!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a NG+(+) feature that will restart the game with minor changes to the story and world, while preserving your powers and skills. And don’t even get me started on the customizable difficulty, 3D maps, and ship decorations – it’s like a whole new world of madness!
And if you’re worried about getting bored, fear not! We have a character builder that will have you creating the weirdest looking avatars you’ve ever seen. Plus, our threadly space music will have you grooving while you mine for diamonds.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild Minecraft server and prepare yourself for a journey unlike any other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, you’ll need it!
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Join us on this wild adventure where you can build your own lolipop castle, ride on rainbow unicorns, and battle evil creepers with your trusty lolipop sword. But be warned, the cuteness level on this server is off the charts – you might just die from an overdose of adorableness!
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Are you tired of boring old Windows operating systems breaking your audio drivers? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of technology gone wrong. Our server is so epic that even Realtek HD Audio Drivers can’t handle the excitement, so they break just to get a taste of the action. Plus, we have a virtual machine running Windows 11 just for kicks. So come join us and experience a world where even your operating system can’t handle the fun!
In RoyalsSMP we try our best to cater to both types of communities (PvP and PvE), so when anyone joins they will all be able to enjoy themselves. There are many custom cosmetics, jobs, quests, KOTH, Envoy Island, Earth map, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
Shaded is a SMP survival server with a friendly and active community. Features include land claiming, custom gear, skills, economy, quests, and more. The server is cross-platform and regularly updated with a dedicated staff team.
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So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in our totally insane world? Join us today and let the craziness begin!
Calling this a survival server would be an understatement. Rather this server acts as a way for people to experience power, loss, and greed. Kingdoms are likely to form and with them, so are alliances. Wars can break out, spying can occur and betrayals can happen.
Intentions:This server will at its core be built for the players. You are free to build and conquer any area you see fit. Your medieval kingdom can stretch the whole server if time allows. Admins are there to serve the players and their wants.
Basic Guidelines:This server is medieval. There is no modern. Nordic, Rustic, etc.. building types are fine but nothing industrial or modern (this also means steampunk). No skyscrapers or car roads. War is not all-out griefing and chaos. When your group exceeds 5 players, you can form a kingdom.
The world is 4000×4000 to encourage closer kingdoms and more interaction such as trading alliances and possibly, war. Discord Link: https://discord.gg/P3qqPHrEGT
