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JesusCraft: Where the truth hurts, but the diamonds sparkle!

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and mayhem that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. That’s right, these llamas are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for adventure and mischief. You never know what they’ll have you doing next, whether it’s building a giant llama statue or going on a llama-led treasure hunt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own chicken mafia. They’ll have you doing their bidding in exchange for rare items and secret chicken knowledge. Just don’t cross them, or you might find yourself in a chicken coop prison.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE. Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or going on a cheese mining expedition. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of llamas, chicken mafias, and cheese dimensions. Who needs Jesus when you have this much fun?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

AwkwardCraft: Where being socially stunted is just another block in the game!

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Are you tired of being socially stunted like a wilting cactus in the desert? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your homeschooling woes as you embark on a wild adventure filled with virtual friends and endless possibilities.

Imagine a world where you can finally break free from the shackles of your homeschooling past and unleash your inner social butterfly. No more “boohoo get over it” from your mom, just pure unadulterated fun and laughter as you build, explore, and conquer in our crazy Minecraft universe.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the healing power of pixelated friendships wash over you like a soothing balm for your socially stunted soul. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Endless Night Skies:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Char-mingCraft: Where Your Pixelated Characters Rule the World!

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Join our Minecraft server and embark on the most epic adventure of your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have taken over the virtual world with their mad coding skills. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside llamas who can build the most insane structures and pull off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja chickens who will teach you the art of stealth and combat. Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the feathers out of them – it’s all possible on our server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual caves. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because fame and fortune await you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to llamas, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

GF vs. Porn Minecraft Server – Build your way to victory!

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Are you tired of being caught red-handed by your girlfriend while watching porn? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and learn how to cum multiple times without her suspecting a thing! Our virtual world is filled with secret techniques and strategies to keep your porn addiction under wraps. Plus, you can build a fortress to hide all your dirty little secrets. Don’t give up on your guilty pleasure, join us now and become a master of deception!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	179	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	1006
Love Letters Sent:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SuomiCraft: Where Finland in the summer is Heaven and creepers wear sunglasses

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like Finland in the summer – absolute heaven! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing, even the creepers wear sunscreen to protect their delicate skin from the sun’s rays.

2. The pigs on our server have been trained to do synchronized swimming in the rivers and lakes. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Our diamond ore blocks are actually made of chocolate, so you can mine and snack at the same time. Talk about multitasking!

4. The villagers on our server throw the most epic beach parties every weekend. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager break it down on the dance floor.

5. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself vacations on our server because even he can’t resist the allure of our paradise-like world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft version of Finland in the summer. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s half the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	82

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty McBattlestation: Where Pixels Fight Back!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everything is too clean and perfect? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! We have piles of virtual poop everywhere because we believe in keeping it real. Join us if you want a truly authentic Minecraft experience where you can revel in the messiness of it all. Who needs cleanliness when you can have poop piles instead? Join now and experience the true meaning of virtual filth!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

WarCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Make Modern Wars Look Boring AF

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Tired of the same old boring wars with tanks and guns? Well, come join our Minecraft server where wars are fought with diamond swords and explosive creepers! Watch as players battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or block, in this case).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon circus, where players can watch as this majestic beast performs death-defying stunts and tricks. You won’t believe your eyes!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow sheep! Rumor has it that these magical creatures can grant wishes to those who are lucky enough to find them.

So why waste your time with boring modern wars when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a world of endless possibilities and hilarity? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Buildings Constructed:	34

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Rize vs. She: Minecraft Showdown

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate battleground for epic showdowns! Picture this: a fierce battle between a fearless warrior named Rize and a mysterious challenger. Will she stand a chance against Rize in a fight? Join our server to find out and witness the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who drop enchanted loot when defeated. So if you’re brave enough to face the unknown and test your skills against the best of the best, then join us now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Creeper Queens: Where even cisboys can’t compete!

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Are you tired of being a basic cisboy on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can’t compete with the level of craziness we have in store for you! Join us and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the poultry in the land with an iron wing. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the realm with your clucking comrades by your side.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see how many players can survive in a world made entirely of cheese? That’s right, every block you mine will be deliciously cheesy and oh so gooey.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your cisboy status at the door and come join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter. You won’t regret it, unless you’re lactose intolerant.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

UmmahCraft: Where Minecraft meets the power of the Ummah! Join us for epic adventures!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the power of the Ummah reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – the diamonds were actually enchanted with the power of unlimited bacon! Yes, you heard that right. Bacon diamonds. Need I say more?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who roams the land on a giant chicken mount, clucking orders to all who dare challenge him. Join us and you might just have the chance to ride into battle on a giant chicken too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures that only the power of the Ummah can provide. See you in the game, and may the bacon diamonds be ever in your favor! 🥓💎🐔🤣

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	3736	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	5119
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas and Laughs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of wacky YouTubers who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join Enna, Millie, Nina (who may have graduated but still hangs around), and Reimu on their wild adventures through the pixelated world of Minecraft. From building epic castles to battling dragons, these gals know how to have a good time.

But wait, there’s more! Ethyria Essentials will hook you up with all the craziest mods and add-ons to take your gameplay to the next level. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. How about turning all the creepers into dancing llamas? We got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3496	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ores Mined:	832	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Farms Harvested:	953	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AssCraft: Where /v/ meets bootylicious adventures!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We have transformed /v/ into the ultimate ass-loving board, where you can build giant butt sculptures and participate in twerking competitions with other players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Buttzilla, a massive creature made entirely out of butt cheeks that roams the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever it goes. Join forces with other players to take down Buttzilla and claim the coveted Golden Toilet Seat as your prize.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring plenty of toilet paper – things tend to get messy around here!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Enchantments Applied:	92	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyCraft: No Neo Nazis Allowed! Join us for a fun and inclusive Minecraft experience!

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush! Join us for a crazy ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so diverse that even the most radical “white nationalists” look like they just stepped out of a rainbow. You’ll never know who you’ll meet next, from a pink-haired Enderman to a flaming hot zombie (literally, he’s on fire).

So why join our server? Because where else can you build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks while riding a flying pig? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Death God & Black Maid Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where Sharon, a sassy llama, meets Gerbera, a magical talking flower! Join us for endless adventures and wacky shenanigans as these two unlikely friends team up to take on the creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the Endermen bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to break it down (literally). You won’t find a more happening place in the Minecraft universe!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive diamond-encrusted golden carrot that grants wishes (or at least makes your character look super fancy).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Sharon and Gerbera can’t wait to meet you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Animals Bred:	171	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty Creeper Chaos

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

Join us for a chance to roll dubs and unlock the secret filter that takes you on a journey from 50 to 00 in the blink of an eye. And if you’re lucky enough to hit raw trips, you’ll be transported straight to the rawest, most epic adventures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Reach raw quads and you’ll not only get the raw experience, but also two extra pics of Steve doing the Macarena in a chicken suit. Trust us, it’s worth it.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	209	Astral Projections Made:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	3858	Towns Built:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18