CraftySolutions

ABUSIVE, CHANGE, CraftySolutions, emotional satisfaction, Emotional support, Friend, Happiness, lack of support, LEAVING, Life, Loneliness, navigate, outside solution, Problems, pursue, seeking, SOLUTIONS, source of unhappiness, Spouse, Therapy, Waiting

Yo, listen up! If you’re tired of waiting for your spouse to be whag you need, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We got all the emotional support you need, plus some crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your relationship drama.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of friendly creepers start dancing around you, cheering you on! Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground village filled with villagers who are actually secret agents in disguise. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your emotional baggage behind and join our server for a wild ride that will leave you laughing and forgetting all about your real-life problems. Happiness is just a block away!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Secret Passages Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2992	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1544

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Enchantments Applied:	271	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Alien Abductions:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Potions Brewed:	104

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6112

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Magic Items Found:	7633	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Affliction, Bad Luck, calamity, CreeperSurprise, CURSE, Disaster, Downfall, ENEMY, grudge, hex, ill will, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, Misery, misfortune, nemesis, Revenge, rival, smp, Suffering, Vendetta

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	5462	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BlockyHeartbreaks

bizarre love, bizarre reason, BlockyHeartbreaks, odd reason, odd relationship, offbeat romance, peculiar breakup, peculiar dating, peculiar reason, quirky dating, quirky love, strange dating, strange love life, uncommon break-up, unconventional reason, unconventional split, unique relationship, unusual breakup, unusual ending, weird breakup, weird ending

Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

RedLineCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy strategy, diplomatic approach, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic principles, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global leadership, international diplomacy, international relations, Négotiation, political analysis, power dynamics, putin, red line policy, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, veteran diplomat, West

so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Emeralds Found:	4056
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

building, Community, complex builds, Crafting, Dedication, diamonds, Exploration, landscapes, Minecraft, Mining, mobs, Nostalgia, Plain, rare resources, Resourcefulness, Simplicity, sprinkles, Structures, Survival, survival skills, unaltered beauty, Vanilla, vanilla server

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft
Server Address	155.94.181.116:25565

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the gameplay like on the server?	In our world, every block is mined, every item is crafted, and every structure is built using raw materials you gather yourself. There are no shortcuts or enhanced features—just the classic gameplay that Minecraft was designed for.
What makes the Vanilla server unique?	The charm of our Vanilla server lies in its simplicity and the nostalgia it evokes. It’s a space where you can truly test your survival skills, build impressive structures one block at a time, and engage with a community of like-minded players who appreciate the game’s unaltered beauty.
What can players expect to experience on the server?	The excitement of discovering rare resources like diamonds, defeating challenging mobs, and the satisfaction of completing complex builds is unparalleled on our server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Girl Power Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, birthrates, causes, city planning, Corruption, Dirtiness, Economy, first world, girl, Infrastructure, Minecraft, Phenomenon, power, Server, third world, WOMENS RIGHTS

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about women’s rights, degeneracy, and birthrates of the first world! Join us as we fight for equality and pop out babies like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! We also delve into the nitty gritty of economy, corruption, dirtiness, infrastructure, and city planning of the third world. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and eye-opening? Join us as we uncover the secrets of why the world is the way it is!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of something truly unique and bizarre. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.