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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored: 302731 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32
Secret Passages Found: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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