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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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