CraftyQueers | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Gods R Us

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a unicorn rode a rainbow into battle against a horde of evil creepers. The battle was intense, but with the power of friendship and enchanted diamond swords, they emerged victorious! And guess what? You can be part of this epic adventure too!

But that’s not all! On this server, you’ll find dragons that breathe fire made of marshmallows, unicorns that fart glitter, and mermaids that sing Justin Bieber songs underwater. Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure chests filled with stacks of diamonds and golden apples?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the most insane Minecraft server ever created! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Blocky Despair: Where Even Creepers Question Their Existence

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the clutches of boredom! Join us and experience a world like no other, where the pigs ride on diamond horses and the creepers throw parties in the caves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures with an iron wing. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of llama warriors who guard the mystical emerald mines deep underground. Join them on their quest to protect the precious emeralds from the evil forces that seek to steal them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Items Found:	1334
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Tankless in Ukraine

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the battles are so intense, you’ll feel like you’ve lost so many tanks fighting against Ukraine and have to resort to medieval weapons! But fear not, because our Russian sisters are here to help you cope with the chaos.

Join us for epic PvP battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the virtual world. Build your own kingdom, gather resources, and defend your turf against other players who dare to challenge you.

But beware, for the challenges on this server are no joke. You may find yourself facing off against dragons, zombies, and even creepy clowns who are out for blood. Will you rise to the occasion and emerge victorious, or will you be left crying in a corner?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (or enemies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Enchantments Applied:	56
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4549
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

LOLcraft: Esports Anonymous

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of esports in a whole new way! Our server is so intense, even the creepers are training for the next big tournament.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a team of skeletons challenges you to a 1v1 showdown. And guess what? The winner gets a shiny new diamond sword!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who hosts weekly build battles for all players. The prize? A one-of-a-kind dragon egg that will make all your friends jealous.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate esports champion of the Minecraft world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4994
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	270
Gods Slained:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RomanCraft: Where you can build an empire without the pesky barbarian invasions!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are the legitimate successors of the Roman Empire! Join us for epic battles in the Colosseum, where players fight to the death with diamond swords and enchanted armor.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground network of tunnels that lead to hidden treasure rooms filled with diamonds, emeralds, and ancient artifacts. Rumor has it that Julius Caesar himself left behind his legendary dagger of destruction somewhere in our world.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe ruled by zombie pigmen and giant lava monsters. But beware, only the strongest players can survive in this treacherous realm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the greatest empire Minecraft has ever seen!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Ores Mined:	9692	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Minecraft Mayhem: Total War Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate gobbo edition of gaming! Dive into a world filled with Stuff1d6chan tactics and roll charts that will blow your mind.

Join us for epic battles in Total War: Warhammer III where you can conquer the Thrones of Decay and unleash chaos like never before. Check out our blogpost for exclusive news and updates that will leave you speechless.

But wait, there’s more! Jump into the world of Total War: Pharaoh where you can rule like a true pharaoh and command armies with the power of the gods. Don’t miss out on our hotfix 4.2.3 patch notes that will change the game forever.

And for those who love the classics, we’ve got you covered with our collection of Older Titles that will take you on a nostalgic journey through the history of Total War.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest gaming adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	New Chunks Explored:	376918
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BlockyBoys R Us: /r9k/ Edition

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because THIS server is here to save the day!

Join us on an epic adventure filled with EXPLOSIONS, UNICORNS, and DRAGONS that shoot LAZER BEAMS from their eyes!

Our server is so amazing that even HEROBRINE himself is scared to step foot on it. We have DANCING CREEPERS, TALKING SHEEP, and RAINBOW LLAMAS that drop DIAMONDS like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PhenoCraft: Mine, Build, and LOL with Friends!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t care about your skin color, we only care about your phenotype! Are you a tall, dark, and handsome Enderman? Or maybe you’re a short, stubby Creeper with a heart of gold. Whatever your phenotype, we want you to join our server and show off your unique traits!

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that on our server, diamonds grow on trees? Literally! Just plant a sapling and watch as it sprouts into a beautiful diamond tree. And don’t even get us started on the zombie pigmen who moonlight as professional chefs, cooking up the most delicious porkchops you’ve ever tasted.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underwater city, where mermaids and sea monsters live in harmony, throwing the wildest underwater raves you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your scuba gear and your dancing shoes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and discover a world where anything is possible, and where your phenotype is celebrated like never before. See you in the game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mines Excavated:	3853	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyCraze: Phase Connect LOLz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of Creepers on a rampage? Look no further than this server, where the official website is like a diamond mine of information and the official schedule is more organized than a chest full of neatly stacked blocks.

Join now and you’ll be able to interact with characters like Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who can build a house faster than you can say “Redstone.” Or how about Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who can mine for diamonds with her eyes closed?

But wait, there’s more! Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり can tame wolves with just a wink, and Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ can farm crops so efficiently, it’s like she has a green thumb made of emeralds.

And don’t even get us started on Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, who can navigate the Nether like it’s a walk in the park. Or how about Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, who can slay Ender Dragons with a wooden sword and a smile?

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for the Creeper explosions and the occasional Enderman prank!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Board of Ragecraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of the real world and join a community of players who are just as fed up with doomposters as you are!

Reasons to join:

Build your own fortress to protect yourself from the doomposters
Form alliances with other players to take down the gaslighting trolls
Explore our vast world and discover hidden treasures to help you in your quest for justice

Don’t let the doomposters get you down – join our server and fight back in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DrizzleCraft: Where it’s raining fun all day long!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join this server if you want to ride on llamas that shoot rainbows out of their ears! Yes, you heard that right, llamas shooting rainbows! And that’s not all, our ender dragons have been trained to do the floss dance while you battle them. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers have formed a boy band and they perform live concerts every Saturday night in the town square. Trust us, you’ve never heard music like this before!

So why wait? Join this server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this fantastical world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Blocky Banter: REMEMBER THIS THREAD

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the blocks are bigger, the mobs are crazier, and the adventures are out of this world! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our DIAMOND ore spawns are so abundant that you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time! – The creepers on our server have been trained to break dance instead of exploding, making them the life of the party! – Our villagers have a secret underground society where they throw wild raves every night. Who knew those little guys could party so hard? – The Ender Dragon has a crush on Steve and keeps leaving him love notes around the map. It’s getting pretty awkward, but hey, love is love! – Our server has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just make sure not to eat too much or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Pixelated Potty Humor: Hanako’s Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the laughs never stop! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and crazy challenges that will have you on the edge of your seat (or block)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig! And that was just the beginning of their wacky journey through our world of wonder.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for a never-ending supply of diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world of blocks and baddies!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Pole Land LOLz

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we don’t mess around with boring old rules like in Poland! Here, you can let your inner rebel out and show off your badass side.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of defying authority and causing chaos wherever you go. We don’t care about manners here, so feel free to let loose and be as outrageous as you want.

We’ve got insane stories to tell about our server, like the time a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the village. Or the time we had a dance party in the Nether with a group of zombie pigmen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world. Let’s gooooooo!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TweetCraft: Where Twitter Drama Becomes Blocky Fun!

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Are you tired of all the incessant twitter screencap spamming from brainless retards and tourists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will make you question reality. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community that is anything but boring. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! #bestserverever

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0