If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12
Crops Grown: 2852 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
Endless Night Skies: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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