CraftyPoundsLost | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of trying to lose weight in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine, build, and battle your way to a slimmer you!

Our server is equipped with magical weight loss potions that will shrink your character every time you defeat a mob. Plus, our virtual gym is stocked with pixelated treadmills and weightlifting equipment that will have you sweating in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with enchanted fruits and veggies that will boost your health and stamina. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of a lava pit that contains the ultimate weight loss prize – a diamond-encrusted treadmill that will make you run faster than you ever thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and watch the virtual pounds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	153
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

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so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Disk Dash AcuCraft

AcuCraft, acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, ancient practice, Chronic pain, clinical trial, complementary therapy, Dash, disability, Disk, Effectiveness, gold standard, herniated disk, holistic healing, leg pain, long term benefits, non-pharmacological treatment, pain management, pain relief, Sciatica, sham acupuncture, traditional chinese medicine, Treatment

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Buildings Constructed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CrazyCraft ModArchy

Anarchy, chaotic, crazy craft 4.0, Forge, high performance, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Network, Official, player experience, Server Uptime, Survival, total anarchy, Unstable, voidlauncher, voidswrath

CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	393
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Moon MC

1.21, Discord, Mini Games, Minigames, Polls, PvP, rules, smp, Status, Survival, Updates

SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Aqua, Aqua Man, aquaman movie, Arthur Curry, Atlantis, dc comics, DC Extended Universe, guys, half-human half-Atlantean, handsome, Handsome guy, jason momoa, justice league, King of Atlantis, Minecraft, oceanic hero, sea warrior, Server, SuperHero, superhero alias, superhero nickname, trident wielder, underwater adventurer, underwater hero, underwater kingdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

#youtube, alternative media, content creators, creativity, creature tubers, digital age, emerging trend, Entertainment, fresh change, influencers, innovation, internet culture, Minecraft, New trend, niche content, Online Community, online video, Pace, Popular, smp, social media, trendy, tubers, viral

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MealMastersMC

AITAH, Cook, cook for myself, DAUGHTER, Deciding, fiancée, figure out, grocery shopping, hurt, MealMastersMC, Meals, pasta, Responsible, step away, Telling, tomato sauce, Upset, Wishes

Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6179	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Crops Grown:	6993	Endless Legions Commanded:	50

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic measures, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic row, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating tensions, expulsion, foreign affairs, government action, India-Canada relations, Indian, international diplomacy, international relations, Minecraft, political conflict, Server, TacoCraft, Tension

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Potions Brewed:	129
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

accusations, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KoreaCraft, military alliance, military intervention, North Korea, political tensions, Ride, Russian army, sanctions, Support, Troops, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, Wild, world news, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

child health, children, children’s health, Chronic illness, covid, Covid-19, Crafters, creeper, diabetes, Diabetic, Diagnosis, health, Healthcare, increased risk, infection, Kids, long-term effects, Long-term impact, medical study, pandemic, pediatric diabetes, post-COVID complications, public health, research, type 2 diabetes

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Hazy Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Holy Based Minecraft Server

Based, Campaign, Canada, candidates, day of the rake, delayed, Democracy, election, Globe and Mail, Government, HOLY, international relations, Minecraft, News, North America, political analysis, Politics, poll, Server, US Election, Voting, voting process

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

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Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.