Are you tired of trying to lose weight in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine, build, and battle your way to a slimmer you!

Our server is equipped with magical weight loss potions that will shrink your character every time you defeat a mob. Plus, our virtual gym is stocked with pixelated treadmills and weightlifting equipment that will have you sweating in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with enchanted fruits and veggies that will boost your health and stamina. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of a lava pit that contains the ultimate weight loss prize – a diamond-encrusted treadmill that will make you run faster than you ever thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and watch the virtual pounds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Evil Twin Fights: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
Towns Built: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • FilmFreakMC SMP

    FilmFreakMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Emeralds Found: 4808 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

    Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

    But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Void Gems Collected: 37
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

    BlockyRussian Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Buildings Constructed: 26
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

    MapleCraft vs CurryCraft
    so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

    Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

    Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Epic Quests Completed: 30
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Disk Dash AcuCraft

    Disk Dash AcuCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft ModArchy

    CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

    A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

    Born 9/20/24

    Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Alien Abductions: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 171554 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Moon MC

    Moon MC

    SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 537572 Dragon Eggs Found: 1225
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Crops Grown: 2678 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

    Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

    Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Runes Activated: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • MealMastersMC

    MealMastersMC
    Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

    Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Buildings Constructed: 9
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

    UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

    ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Dimension Hops: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Farms Harvested: 749

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • TacoCraft Minecraft Server

    TacoCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Crops Grown: 6799
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

    KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Enchantments Applied: 255
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Falling into the Void: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

    Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters
    lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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