CraftyPoundsLost | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CheeseburgerCraft

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat meal you can have is a sad salad? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a buffet of fast food cheat meals that will make your taste buds dance with joy! From towering burgers to cheesy pizzas, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6867
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Potions Brewed:	113

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EmoCraft: No Care Taking

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so, like, u need a place to let out all ur emotions, right? well, this server is the perfect place for u! we got crazy builds that will make u laugh, cry, and maybe even pee ur pants a little. join us and let all ur emotions out in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret therapy room where u can scream into the void and no one will judge u. come join us and let it all out, baby!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Latina Queen Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game

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Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5617	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	141	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Secret Passages Found:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MinecraftAfterDark

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Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ores Mined:	1816
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

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so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Potions Brewed:	169	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel! Why, you ask? Well, lemme drop some knowledge bombs on ya – did you know that research has linked plastic bottles to raised blood pressure? Yeah, that’s right! So if you wanna avoid heart attacks, strokes, dementia, and cancer, you better hop on this server ASAP! We got virtual plastic bottle bans, virtual healthy living tips, and virtual doctors to keep ya in tip-top shape! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky plastic bottles and hello to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Blue Sky

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Welcome to Blue Sky, where adventure, creativity, and community come first! We’ve built a Minecraft server that lets your imagination soar—no pay-to-win mechanics, no barriers—just pure, classic gameplay with a twist. Our survival world sticks closely to the vanilla experience but with multiplayer-enhancing additions like /tpa and /sethome to keep things fun. In this wild, unprotected world, anything goes, so run far and build your secret hideaway!

When you’re ready for a break from survival’s challenges, head to our creative map—a safe haven for builders to unleash their creativity on personal plots. We’re a group of friends who have shaped this server around the way we love to play, and if you share that same passion for adventure and boundless creativity, Blue Sky is waiting for you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ElysianCraft

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ElysianCraft is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is: ElysianCraft.net

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Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	6015	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Zombie Dances:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Farms Harvested:	736
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with mystery, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes are the new currency on our server because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of pigs wearing crowns and monocles. If you can impress him with your pig-whispering skills, he might just grant you access to his secret bacon vault.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that take place every full moon. Players transform into werewolves and battle it out for the title of Alpha Pig. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for potatoes.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	184
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Fantastic News Minecraft SMP

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Guess what? Rhea Ripley just joined our Minecraft SMP and she absolutely loved that new horror movie! If you want to join a server where you can mine diamonds while discussing the latest scary flicks with a WWE superstar, then this is the place for you! Plus, rumor has it that Rhea once built a haunted house in Minecraft that was so spooky, even Herobrine got scared! So come join us for some creeper-filled fun and maybe even catch a glimpse of Rhea Ripley herself roaming the virtual lands!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living a boring life of monotony and routine? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where every day is the busiest day of your life! From dodging creepers and zombies to navigating treacherous lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rule the server with an iron fist (or feathered wing)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, busiest day of your life! Who needs real life when you can have all the chaos and excitement you could ever want in a virtual world?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NoobMaster69Craft

Are you tired of being a total noob at PvP in Minecraft? Do you constantly get wrecked by 12-year-olds who have never seen the light of day outside of their computer screens? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most potato-like players can become PvP gods!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking down seasoned veterans with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our server is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with crazy power-ups and weapons that will have you laughing maniacally as you obliterate your enemies.

So if you’re tired of being the laughing stock of your Minecraft friends, come join us and show them who’s boss. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic PvP skills. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even for the most hopelessly uncoordinated players.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ISupportISIS22-France-USAttack

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Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures waiting for ya! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM, you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and monsters. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the FBI is keeping an eye on us. Rumor has it that our players are so skilled, they could take down a whole football stadium with just a pickaxe and some TNT. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5