CraftyPoundsLost | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of trying to lose weight in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine, build, and battle your way to a slimmer you!

Our server is equipped with magical weight loss potions that will shrink your character every time you defeat a mob. Plus, our virtual gym is stocked with pixelated treadmills and weightlifting equipment that will have you sweating in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with enchanted fruits and veggies that will boost your health and stamina. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of a lava pit that contains the ultimate weight loss prize – a diamond-encrusted treadmill that will make you run faster than you ever thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and watch the virtual pounds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Zenless Zone Zero General Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can ride through the fiery pits of Minecraft hell on a flaming horse!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero, where you can ask them all your burning questions like “Why do creepers explode?” and “Why do zombies moan so much?”

If you’re feeling adventurous, check out our Agent Records for Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz. They’ve survived countless creeper attacks and lived to tell the tale!

And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like the Overlord’s Feast, where you can dine with the most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a seat next to the Ender Dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Redeem our exclusive codes like ZENLESSGIFT and HSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PC for epic loot and join us on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	4379	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ShortKingCraft

Communication, compatibility, Connection, Cultural differences, dating etiquette, dating preferences, dating standards, gender dynamics, height discrimination, height preference, height requirements, Personal preferences, rejection, rejection sensitivity, second date, SELF AWARENESS, Self Respect, ShortKingCraft, social norms, tall women

Are you tired of being judged by your height in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, height doesn’t matter at all! You can be a towering giant or a tiny elf, and everyone will still treat you like royalty.

Join us and experience a world where height requirements are a thing of the past. No more feeling like a “tall tree branch” just to make someone else feel more feminine. Here, everyone is equal, no matter how tall or short they may be.

So come on over and leave the real world behind. Build your own kingdom, make friends with dragons, and maybe even find a unicorn or two. Who knows, you might just discover that true beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. Join now and let your height be the least of your worries!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Buildings Constructed:	21
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
New Chunks Explored:	187910	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

VeggieVibesMC SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have discovered the ultimate secret to health and happiness – FOOD! But not just any food, oh no. We’re talking about the magical, mystical, and downright mind-blowing food that will make you question everything you thought you knew about nutrition.

Join us on this wild adventure as we uncover the truth behind the most deceivingly healthy foods in the Minecraft universe. From suspiciously nutritious cake to surprisingly beneficial cookies, you’ll never look at your inventory the same way again.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots that can grant you superhuman abilities. Want to fly like a chicken or breathe underwater like a fish? Just munch on one of these bad boys and watch the magic happen.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and embark on a culinary journey like no other. Who knows, you might just discover the secret to eternal health and happiness…or at least have a good laugh along the way.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	4295	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CringeCraft: The Movie

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Have you ever watched a movie so bad that you wished you could jump into a Minecraft server to escape the horror? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with terrible movies as you are. We even have a special movie night event where we gather around a virtual campfire and roast the worst movies of all time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Cringe Castle,” where players can build their own cringe-worthy creations and compete for the title of Cringe King or Queen. So if you’re ready to laugh, cringe, and have the time of your life, join us on our server today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	449	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TaiwanTussleCraft

Asia-Pacific, China, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tension, international relations, military aggression, military conflict, military drill, naval exercise, political tension, regional security, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic maneuver, taiwan, TaiwanTussleCraft, Tensions, territorial dispute, united states

yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server, cuz we got crazier drills than china around taiwan, but in minecraft world! u.s. be like “wtf is this madness” but we be like “join us and experience the chaos!” we build giant drills and conquer lands like no other server, come join the madness and show off ur skills in the craziest battles ever seen in minecraft history! let’s gooooooo!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Star Shards Collected:	136
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

DadBodCraft – The Happier, Healthier Minecraft Server

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Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical potion for ur health, bro! If u a dude, young, got a job, smart as heck, not always sick, and just overall happy, den u gonna be feelin’ like a million bucks on dis server, I swear!

But watch out, if u gotta take care of old folks or disabled fam members, or u got a bunch of kids runnin’ around, ur health might take a hit on dis server. It’s like a crazy rollercoaster of emotions and health stats, man!

So come join da fun, build some epic stuff, and see how ur health gets a boost or a bust on dis wild ride of a Minecraft server! Let’s get it, fam!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Lyri_X

Adventure, Castles, Cities, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, FRIENDSHIPS, Homes, imagination, landscapes, Minecraft, mobs, Quests, Realms, Rewards, Shops, Survival, Survival Games, Trade

Step into a vibrant Minecraft world where adventure, creativity, and community collide! Here, you can build your dreams, embark on epic quests, and forge lasting friendships. Experience the Thrill of Adventure From expansive landscapes to hidden treasures, every corner of our server is ripe for exploration. Whether you’re battling fearsome mobs or discovering secret realms, there’s always something new to uncover. Build Your Legacy Unleash your creativity in our friendly environment! Construct magnificent castles, cozy homes, or elaborate cities—your imagination is the limit. Collaborate with others or carve out your own path in our thriving community. Thrive in a Dynamic Economy Engage in a bustling economy where you can earn rewards and trade with fellow players. Create shops, complete jobs, and make your mark as a successful entrepreneur!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Erm… Wow Anon Minecraft Server

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“Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will blindside you with excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to find love like anon did on their blind date. Who knows, you might just meet your future Minecraft partner and start a pixelated family together. Don’t miss out on the chance to create some blocky romance and build a future with us!”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting crumbs in your keyboard every time you munch on some snacks while playing Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict no-eating-at-your-computer policy! That’s right, no more greasy fingers on your mouse or sticky keys on your keyboard. Join us for a clean and crumb-free gaming experience like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist…made of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle, you will be granted unlimited potatoes for life! Who wouldn’t want that kind of power in their virtual hands?

So come join us on our server, where the snacks are off-limits and the potatoes are plentiful. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PixelKindness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining the same old diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise!

But that’s not all – on our server, every time you perform a small act of kindness, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes! Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a pet dragon that can do your homework for you? You got it. Want a never-ending supply of cake? Well, that one’s a bit trickier, but we’ll see what we can do.

So come join us on our server and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. The possibilities are endless – and totally ridiculous.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

FunkyBlockz – Where Fraudulent Elections Are Just a Myth

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join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a trump tweetstorm! come experience the thrill of electoral fraud…in minecraft! watch as players try to rig the virtual election, only to have their plans foiled by sneaky opponents.

our server is so wild, it will make you question reality. who needs real politics when you can have fake politics in a blocky world? come join us and see if you can become the ultimate minecraft politician.

don’t worry about voter turnout, we promise it will be higher than ever as players scramble to cast their virtual ballots. forget about real life drama, come join us for some virtual chaos.

so what are you waiting for? join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real life when you can have minecraft politics?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

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Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Star Shards Collected:	148
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	343
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

/Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the Cutie Patootie Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us at /mouse/ – Ironmouse General for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, rumor has it that Ironmouse herself is chilling in our server, ready to play some Minecraft with you. Can you imagine building a castle with Ironmouse by your side? Epic!

But that’s not all! We have exclusive access to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game. It’s like finding a unicorn in a haystack!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking creeper or ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. The possibilities are endless on /mouse/ – Ironmouse General!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mines Excavated:	3696	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, if you stay awake long enough, you can enter a new mode of being! That’s right, you’ll transcend into a Minecraft god and have powers beyond your wildest dreams. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Easy peasy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Find and tame this majestic bird to become the richest player on the server.

Join us now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Just remember to stock up on coffee and energy drinks, because you’ll need to stay awake for a loooong time to unlock the full potential of our server. See you there, sleepyheads!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Star Shards Collected:	185
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you wish you had the secret knowledge to dominate the game like a pro? Well, look no further because our SMP server is here to give you the advantage you never knew you needed!

Join our server and discover the hidden secrets of Minecraft that will make you the envy of all your friends. From finding diamond ore in every block you mine to taming a pet dragon that will protect you from creepers, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and start your journey to becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!