CraftyPoundsLost | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of trying to lose weight in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine, build, and battle your way to a slimmer you!

Our server is equipped with magical weight loss potions that will shrink your character every time you defeat a mob. Plus, our virtual gym is stocked with pixelated treadmills and weightlifting equipment that will have you sweating in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with enchanted fruits and veggies that will boost your health and stamina. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of a lava pit that contains the ultimate weight loss prize – a diamond-encrusted treadmill that will make you run faster than you ever thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and watch the virtual pounds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Towns Built:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Fire Factions

Adventure, Anarchy, Bed wars, Creative, Economy, Faction Wars, Factions, Hardcore, hcf, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome To Fire Factions server Join Discord server keep it english Good staff Invite your friends Have Fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4826	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Blame The Parents Minecraft Server

Blame, blame game, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, emotional baggage, Failure, family dynamics, generational patterns, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming obstacles, parental influence, parents, personal responsibility, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-blame, self-doubt, Server, societal pressure

Are you tired of blaming yourself for being a failure? Well, join our Minecraft server and blame your parents instead! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your insecurities. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll finally earn your parents’ approval. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s blame it all on mom and dad together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	3397	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

The Congo War Memory Hole Minecraft SMP

African death, Atrocity, bloody warfare, Conflict, Congo, congo war, Forgotten, Genocide, History, Hole, HUMAN RIGHTS, indifference, international community, long tail tag, Memory, memory hole, Minecraft, neglect, Remembrance, slav death, smp, Suffering, Tragedy, violence, War, War Crimes

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there were 500,000 slavs who met their demise in the most epic battle ever seen in Minecraft history. But fear not, because they were quickly replaced by 5,000,000 Africans who brought their own unique flair to the server. And let’s not forget the 10,000,000 players who were mysteriously replaced during a 30-year long bloody warfare. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans they got up to before their untimely demise?

So come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next legend in our ever-growing saga of madness and mayhem. Just remember, anything goes on our Minecraft SMP, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

GoofyCraft – Where Confusion is Key

ambiguous, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, confusion, emotional intelligence, Expectations, family dynamics, Frustration, generational gap, GoofyCraft, husband and wife, key, Marriage, mind reading, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, parenting, Parenting styles, rough patch, sibling rivalry, teenage behavior, Tension

Are you tired of real-life drama and misunderstandings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can misinterpret your actions. No more awkward conversations or disgusted faces – just pure fun and creativity!

Join us and escape the chaos of real life. Who needs mind-reading when you can just build a giant castle instead? Plus, we have a special “Goofy” theme where you can act as silly as you want without any judgment.

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have a laugh. Who knew Minecraft could be the key to a stress-free life?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyChicksServer

Awareness, Behavior, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, experiences, Girlfriend, habits, Insights, learning, Lifestyle, love, Marriage, observations, Partnership, perceptions, personal growth, relationships, Surprises, Understanding, Wife, Women

Are you tired of mining and crafting all alone in Minecraft? Join our server and discover the wacky world of women’s habits that will leave you scratching your head! From hoarding diamonds like they’re going out of style to building secret underground bases for their pet creepers, you’ll never look at your girlfriend or wife the same way again. Join now for a chance to unravel the mysteries of the female mind while building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening and entertaining?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	1352	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Vanilla Vibes SMP

Adventure, building, collaboration, community focus, creativity, Economy, Exploration, Friendly, Griefing, Land Claims, multiplayer, Plugins, Sethome, Shops, Spawn, Survival, Teleportation, Towny, Trade, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Welcoming

Join our vibrant community where adventure meets creativity! Dive into a survival multiplayer (SMP) experience that focuses on collaboration, exploration, and building without the chaos of PvP. Economy System: Engage in a thriving economy! Trade with other players, create shops, and build your wealth. Land Claims: Protect your builds with our easy-to-use land claims system. No more worries about griefing—your creations are safe! Essential Plugins: Enjoy quality-of-life features like: Sethome: Easily set and teleport to your home. Spawn: A welcoming spawn area with resources and guidance for new players. Teleportation: Convenient teleport options to friends and locations. Voting Rewards: Show your support! Vote for our server and earn rewards like extra claim blocks, enhancing your gameplay experience without any pay-to-win mechanics. Community Focus: Join a friendly and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, there’s a place for you here! Join us today and start your adventure! We can’t wait to see what you create!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Villages Defended:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Zombie Dances:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Synthrunner

active community, Anti-Griefing Protection, beginner friendly, Challenges & Quests, Community Events, economic system, Economy, empire-building, Events, Exclusive Rewards, experienced players, Growing Community, Island expansion, minecraft journey, Missions, OneBlock, PvP, Resource Management, Safe building, single block, Survival, trade system, unique experience

Immerse yourself in a unique OneBlock experience! Start on a single block and build your own world step by step. On our server you will find exciting challenges, friendly community events and special features that take the classic OneBlock adventure to a new level. Whether alone or with friends – with us you can expect hours of fun and a server that is constantly being developed.

Features:

OneBlock Mode: Start on a single block and expand your island as you wish. Economic system: Trade, sell and buy resources – build your empire! Challenges & Quests: Complete exciting missions and receive exclusive rewards. Anti-Griefing Protection: Build safely and without fear of theft or destruction. Active Community & Events: Take part in regular events and become part of our growing community.

Come and be part of our Minecraft journey! We look forward to welcoming you. Whether you’re a beginner or an experienced Minecraft player – everyone is welcome!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Love & Peace Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love and peace reign supreme! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless fields of flowers.

Our server is home to a magical village where the villagers communicate through interpretive dance and the cows are known for their impeccable singing voices.

But beware, there are rumors of a mischievous group of chickens who have formed a secret society and are plotting to overthrow the peaceful regime. Will you join forces with the villagers to stop the chicken uprising?

Come join us on this wacky and whimsical server where the only rule is to spread love and joy to all who enter. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Zenless Zone Zero General Minecraft SMP

Agent Record, Arcade, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Drawpile, Friends, general, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, SAHLWFEFEZZZ4PC, smp, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, version 1.2, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFTS, Zone

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can ride through the fiery pits of Minecraft hell on a flaming horse!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero, where you can ask them all your burning questions like “Why do creepers explode?” and “Why do zombies moan so much?”

If you’re feeling adventurous, check out our Agent Records for Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz. They’ve survived countless creeper attacks and lived to tell the tale!

And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like the Overlord’s Feast, where you can dine with the most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a seat next to the Ender Dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Redeem our exclusive codes like ZENLESSGIFT and HSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PC for epic loot and join us on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ShortKingCraft

Communication, compatibility, Connection, Cultural differences, dating etiquette, dating preferences, dating standards, gender dynamics, height discrimination, height preference, height requirements, Personal preferences, rejection, rejection sensitivity, second date, SELF AWARENESS, Self Respect, ShortKingCraft, social norms, tall women

Are you tired of being judged by your height in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, height doesn’t matter at all! You can be a towering giant or a tiny elf, and everyone will still treat you like royalty.

Join us and experience a world where height requirements are a thing of the past. No more feeling like a “tall tree branch” just to make someone else feel more feminine. Here, everyone is equal, no matter how tall or short they may be.

So come on over and leave the real world behind. Build your own kingdom, make friends with dragons, and maybe even find a unicorn or two. Who knows, you might just discover that true beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. Join now and let your height be the least of your worries!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7579
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

VeggieVibesMC SMP

balanced diet, clean eating, diet tips, food facts, health myths, health-conscious choices, Healthy Eating, healthy food, hidden health benefits, misleading food, natural foods, nutrient-dense foods, nutrient-rich options, nutrition, organic produce, plant based diet, smp, superfoods, VeggieVibesMC, weight loss, wellness, Whole Foods

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have discovered the ultimate secret to health and happiness – FOOD! But not just any food, oh no. We’re talking about the magical, mystical, and downright mind-blowing food that will make you question everything you thought you knew about nutrition.

Join us on this wild adventure as we uncover the truth behind the most deceivingly healthy foods in the Minecraft universe. From suspiciously nutritious cake to surprisingly beneficial cookies, you’ll never look at your inventory the same way again.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots that can grant you superhuman abilities. Want to fly like a chicken or breathe underwater like a fish? Just munch on one of these bad boys and watch the magic happen.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and embark on a culinary journey like no other. Who knows, you might just discover the secret to eternal health and happiness…or at least have a good laugh along the way.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CringeCraft: The Movie

awful cinema, bad movie, cinematic disaster, CringeCraft, horrible flick, Movie, movie bomb, movie catastrophe, movie disappointment, movie disaster, movie dud, movie failure, movie flop, movie letdown, terrible film, worst movie, worst movie ever

Have you ever watched a movie so bad that you wished you could jump into a Minecraft server to escape the horror? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with terrible movies as you are. We even have a special movie night event where we gather around a virtual campfire and roast the worst movies of all time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Cringe Castle,” where players can build their own cringe-worthy creations and compete for the title of Cringe King or Queen. So if you’re ready to laugh, cringe, and have the time of your life, join us on our server today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	73	Secret Passages Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

TaiwanTussleCraft

Asia-Pacific, China, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tension, international relations, military aggression, military conflict, military drill, naval exercise, political tension, regional security, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic maneuver, taiwan, TaiwanTussleCraft, Tensions, territorial dispute, united states

yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server, cuz we got crazier drills than china around taiwan, but in minecraft world! u.s. be like “wtf is this madness” but we be like “join us and experience the chaos!” we build giant drills and conquer lands like no other server, come join the madness and show off ur skills in the craziest battles ever seen in minecraft history! let’s gooooooo!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DadBodCraft – The Happier, Healthier Minecraft Server

children at home, Chronic illness, DadBodCraft, disabled care, elderly care, employed, family care, family health, happier, Happiness, healthier, Male, Minecraft, Server, Subjective health, Turkey data, well-educated, younger

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical potion for ur health, bro! If u a dude, young, got a job, smart as heck, not always sick, and just overall happy, den u gonna be feelin’ like a million bucks on dis server, I swear!

But watch out, if u gotta take care of old folks or disabled fam members, or u got a bunch of kids runnin’ around, ur health might take a hit on dis server. It’s like a crazy rollercoaster of emotions and health stats, man!

So come join da fun, build some epic stuff, and see how ur health gets a boost or a bust on dis wild ride of a Minecraft server! Let’s get it, fam!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	5419	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Lyri_X

Adventure, Castles, Cities, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, FRIENDSHIPS, Homes, imagination, landscapes, Minecraft, mobs, Quests, Realms, Rewards, Shops, Survival, Survival Games, Trade

Step into a vibrant Minecraft world where adventure, creativity, and community collide! Here, you can build your dreams, embark on epic quests, and forge lasting friendships. Experience the Thrill of Adventure From expansive landscapes to hidden treasures, every corner of our server is ripe for exploration. Whether you’re battling fearsome mobs or discovering secret realms, there’s always something new to uncover. Build Your Legacy Unleash your creativity in our friendly environment! Construct magnificent castles, cozy homes, or elaborate cities—your imagination is the limit. Collaborate with others or carve out your own path in our thriving community. Thrive in a Dynamic Economy Engage in a bustling economy where you can earn rewards and trade with fellow players. Create shops, complete jobs, and make your mark as a successful entrepreneur!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Void Armor Forged:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.