CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NovarusMC: Where the only thing semi-vanilla is the ice cream! Get ready to battle it out in PvP!

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Server Name	NovarusMC
Type	Geopolitical Minecraft Server
Features	– Create nations, cultures, religions, lore– Infinite possibilities– Open world transportation– Wars, politics and roleplay
Website	Visit website

FAQ

1. Can I create my own nation on the server?

Yes, you can create your own nation with its own culture, religion, and lore.

2. Are there restrictions on player interactions?

There are no TP commands on the server, encouraging more player interaction and open world transportation.

3. How are ores separated between biomes?

Ores are separated between biomes to encourage more player interaction and exploration.

4. Can I start wars on the server?

Yes, you can start wars, get into politics, and create your own roleplay character.

5. Is there a Discord community for the server?

Yes, you can join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/QBCS7kmSHy

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	152	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BondCraft Minecraft Server

action, BondCraft, Espionage, fan reactions, Franchise, game design, game development, Gaming, hitman games, iconic character, io interactive, james bond, Licensed Game, long tail tags, Minecraft, New Release, Popular, Sequel, Server, Spy, stealth, video games

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Our server is like if James Bond and Hitman had a love child and it was raised in the world of Minecraft. Imagine sneaking around, taking out enemies with style, and saving the world one block at a time. Join us for the ultimate spy experience and see if you have what it takes to be the next blocky Bond!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Ores Mined:	745	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Grid Mania Minecraft SMP

animation, Anime, body image, character design, controversy, criticism, cultural norms, discussion, Fan Service, fat, Female Characters, Grid, Gridman, internet, Mania, media analysis, Minecraft, Opinions, question.., Rikka, smp, social media, thicc, thighs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Rikka’s thighs are so fat because she’s been doing squats in Minecraft for hours on end! Join us for a chance to witness this epic feat of virtual fitness and maybe even challenge her to a thigh-off competition. Who knows, you might even get a special prize for participating! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

LessonsInMinecraftSMP

Challenges, Character development, Experience, growth mindset., hard way, learning, LessonsInMinecraftSMP, life experiences, life journey, life lessons, Life skills, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, trial and error, wisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place on the block! Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

Forget about life lessons, on our server you’ll learn the most important lesson of all: how to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig! Trust us, it’s a skill you’ll definitely need in real life.

Join now and become part of our wacky community where anything can happen, from building a rollercoaster that launches you into outer space to battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	184
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

DreamCrafters

bizarre conversations, dream talk, DreamCrafters, funny anecdotes, nighttime chatter, odd phrases, peculiar statements, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, Sleep Talking, sleep talking anecdotes, sleep talking experiences, sleep talking stories, strange behavior, strange occurrences, subconscious thoughts, talking in sleep, unusual behavior, unusual habits, weird things

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate sleep talker’s paradise! Join us and you’ll hear the most bizarre and hilarious sleep talking conversations that will have you laughing for hours.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the earth when suddenly, you hear someone mumbling about flying pigs and talking creepers. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when out of nowhere, someone starts reciting the entire Bee Movie script in their sleep. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have legendary treasure hunts where the loot is so valuable, it’ll make your diamond armor look like a pile of dirt. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies know how to bust a move.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most entertaining Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7504	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyTerrorMasters

#covert operations, CounterTerrorism, CraftyTerrorMasters, Espionage, extremism, foreign interference, global security, intelligence, international relations, iran, MI5, MIDDLE EAST, Moscow, national security, russia, SECURITY, spy chief, Tehran, terror plots, Terrorism, Threats

u know what else is behind spike? this MINECRAFT server! come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans! we got creepers that dance the macarena, skeletons that tell knock knock jokes, and zombies that do the cha cha slide!

our server is so lit, even MI5 spy chief is talking about it! they said joining our server is the only way to stop Moscow and Tehran from causing terror plots! so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s save the world one block at a time!

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds! and rumor has it, Herobrine himself hangs out there on weekends! so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Microbiome Wars: Guilds Clash

clash, competing guilds, core microbiome, disease prevention, Guilds, Gut microbiota, health outcomes, health status, host-microbe interactions, human health, international researchers, microbial balance, microbial communities, microbial diversity, microbial ecology, Microbiome, microbiome analysis, microbiome modulation, microbiome research, microbiome signature, modulating, novel target, populations, Wars

so like, we got this epic minecraft server where we got these two crazy guilds competing against each other like it’s the hunger games or something. the researchers say there’s this core microbiome thing going on, but we just call it a bunch of nerdy stuff. join our server and be part of the epic battle for dominance! who will come out on top? only the craziest players will survive and thrive in this wacky world. come join us and be part of the madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

WestLeaf Economy: Minecraft Server for Hoarders Anonymous – Unlimited Storage, Sell Your Soul for Diamonds!

ANONYMOUS, automating smelting, custom crafting, diamonds, Discord, Economy, gem mines, Guide, hoarders, Minecraft, PvP, quarries, questions, random location, Resources, rules, Sell, Server, Soul, Storage, Survival World, technical information, temporary starting base, Unlimited, Vanilla, WestLeaf, Wilderness

Minecraft Server Information:

IP	play.westleaf.net
Minecraft Version	1.20.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/KttDPTAaUG

Welcome To WestLeaf Economy! We’re so happy to have you join the server!

This server is all about the grind! We encourage players to PVP outside claimed areas and there are different systems such as gem mines, custom crafting, quarries (which automate mining) and more! We have features to enhance gameplay from automating smelting to reimaging your mining experience! We are still in early access and plan to add lots more custom content soon!

Like any server, we always recommend players to get started by reading the rules, gathering resources and building a temporary starting base.

To begin your adventure, type the command /warp wild, this will take you to the wilderness, where you will be able to explore the WestLeaf survival world. If you want to find a new, random location, you can run the command /rtp which will teleport you randomly within a 15,000 x 15,000 radius of the world.

GUIDE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DrwQutdsO-Gk7PMQYqclPXMspHr6SUYqWIOFWIFvgjY/edit?usp=sharing

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How do I start playing on the server?	Begin by reading the rules, gathering resources, and building a temporary base. Then use commands like /warp wild or /rtp to explore the world.
Are there PvP areas on the server?	We encourage PvP outside of claimed areas. Be prepared for combat if you venture into those zones.
What custom features does the server offer?	Features include gem mines, custom crafting, quarries for automated mining, and more to enhance gameplay.
Is the server still in development?	Yes, we are in early access and plan to add additional custom content in the future.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	1232	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Oopsies Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Nuclear, Oopsies, Politics, Propaganda, RETALIATION, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, Video, War, Warning

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil llamas in epic llama jousting tournaments, and build your very own castle made entirely out of cheese! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal on the server that leads to a dimension where all the blocks are made of candy and the sun is a giant marshmallow.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the server transforms into a disco party where all the mobs break out into dance and you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle for ultimate bragging rights. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

2d/3d/real red heads, futa is welcome and pink hair is also welcome Minecraft SMP

2D, 2d3dreal, 3d, Adult, Anime, art, Characters, design, Digital, FANTASY, female, fetish, futa, hair, Heads, illustration, Long hair, Minecraft, NSFW, PINK, pink hair, real red heads, red, redhead, smp, virtual, welcome

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got 2D, 3D, and even real red heads running around causing chaos. But that’s not all – futa players are welcome here, because why not shake things up a bit? And if you’ve got pink hair, you’ll fit right in with our colorful crew.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love to prank unsuspecting players. But hey, that just adds to the fun, right?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	567939	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PixelDramaQueens

blended families, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional complexity, emotional intelligence, Empathy, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family photos, Grief, in-laws, Loss, Memory, parenting, PixelDramaQueens, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, step-parenting, understanding grief

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and awkward encounters.

Imagine a server where your best friend marries your sister, only for her to pass away and him to remarry someone who can’t handle family photos in your house. It’s like a telenovela, but in Minecraft form!

Experience the thrill of navigating through complex emotions and tense situations, all while building your dream world in the game. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

So why wait? Join us now for a server experience that’s more dramatic than a llama stampede in a village! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafting Dreams

Adaptability, attention to detail, Bed.., collaboration, communication skills, Confidence, Crafting, creativity, customer service, dreams, Enthusiasm, flexibility, interpersonal skills., Job Interview, leadership, multitasking, organization, Passion, problem solving, PROFESSIONAL, teamwork, Time management

Are you ready to mine your way to success and craft your dreams into reality? Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to show off your building skills and conquer the virtual world! Just like in a job interview, we’ll challenge you to think on your feet and showcase your creativity. And in bed? Well, let’s just say our server will keep you up all night with excitement and endless possibilities. So come join us and experience the ultimate blend of work and play – you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Mines Excavated:	2368
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MirageCraft Server: Jetting to Ukraine 2025

2025, Air Force, aircraft, arms deal, cooperation, Defense, defense cooperation, defense industry, defense procurement, Delivery, european union, France, Geopolitics, international relations, jets, Jetting, Military, military alliance, Mirage-2000, miragecraft, Server, technology transfer, Ukraine

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to fly a Mirage 2000 jet in Minecraft? Well, guess what? Our server is about to make your dreams come true! Imagine soaring through the skies, dropping TNT on unsuspecting players below. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the rarest loot you can imagine. And the best part? It’s guarded by a team of killer rabbits armed with diamond swords. Good luck getting past them!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the president of France himself. That’s right, Emmanuel Macron is a huge fan of our server and even promised to deliver the first Mirage 2000 jets to Ukraine in early 2025 just so they can join in on the fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, noobs!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

LebCraftInvasion

airstrikes, border, civilian casualties, Conflict, escalation, hezbollah, idf, international relations, Invasion, Israel, lebanese, LebCraftInvasion, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military intervention, occupation, Political unrest, SECURITY, south-west Lebanon, united nations, War

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures? well then u gotta join dis server! we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and creepers doin the cha cha slide.

we got so much land to explore, it’s like israel’s military expandin into south-west lebanon, except without all the drama and stuff.

come join us and build the craziest creations u can think of. we got a community of players who are as wild as a herd of llamas on roller skates.

so what are u waitin for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Runes Activated:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Rice Research AI Fun

AI Images, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, aspect ratio problem, computer graphics, computer vision, data science, diffusion model, Fun, image analysis, image processing, innovation, machine learning, neural networks, research, Rice, Rice research, scientific advancements, technological breakthroughs, Technology, visual perception, weird images

join our epic minecraft server where we make weird AI images a thing of the past with our rice research! our new diffusion model approach solves the aspect ratio problem and makes everything look super funky and cool.

imagine building a giant rice field in minecraft and watching as the AI creates the most bizarre and hilarious images you’ve ever seen. from pixelated cows riding unicorns to blocky aliens dancing the macarena, the possibilities are endless on our server.

plus, our community is filled with the most creative and wacky players you’ll ever meet. join us for epic build battles, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. come see for yourself why our server is the talk of the minecraft world.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s make some AI magic together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	383	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2