CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment | New Minecraft Servers 2024

LawnCareHustle Minecraft Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your husband’s lawn service drama? Look no further! Join our server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle.

Our server is so fun, even your husband will forget about his lawn troubles. He’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and battling creepers to even remember to ask you to pay the bills.

And don’t worry about snow removal here – our virtual world is always sunny and snow-free! Join now and let your daughter and you become the ultimate lawn care and snow removal experts in Minecraft. Who needs a lawn service when you have a pickaxe and a shovel?

So come on, join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build a virtual empire than to argue about lawn care.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Buildings Constructed:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

No Apology Accepted!

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of plant drama like never before. Imagine logging in to find your virtual plants bone dry and dead because your friend forgot to water them. The horror!

But wait, there’s more! Engage in intense voicemail battles with your friends over the importance of plant souls. Who knew pixels could be so emotional?

And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of excuses for you to use when your virtual plants meet their untimely demise. “I didn’t realize you needed that one inside” is just the beginning.

So come on down to our server and let the plant wars begin. Who will come out on top in this epic battle of green thumbs? Join now and find out!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CubicleCraft SMP: BullyBeGone!

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Are you tired of getting griefed by your so-called “friends” on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-bullying policy! In fact, we have a team of trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to bully you. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

One time, a player tried to bully me by stealing all my diamonds and building a giant statue of themselves right in front of my house. But little did they know, I had a secret weapon – a pet creeper named Bob. Bob may have exploded my house in the process, but at least that bully got what was coming to them.

So if you’re tired of dealing with workplace bullying on other servers, come join us! We promise you’ll never have to worry about getting griefed again. Plus, our llamas are really good at giving hugs.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magic Items Found:	4212
Zombie Dances:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

LoudCarLamentCraft

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Are you tired of getting your eardrums blasted by guys with very loud cars? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is a car-free zone, so you can mine, build, and explore in peace without any revving engines ruining your vibe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground llama dance parties and boogie down like never before.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees whisper secrets and the animals can talk. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into with our magical woodland creatures?

So say goodbye to the noise pollution of guys with very loud cars and hello to a world of endless fun and silliness on our Minecraft server. Join us today and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BidenCraftUltimatum

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So, like, this server is totally off the chain, man. Like, imagine this: you log in and suddenly you’re in a world where Netanyahu is giving ultimatums left and right, like “Talk to Biden or else!” And then Gallant is all like “Nah man, I need Cabinet approval first.” It’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form, dude.

But wait, there’s more! You can join in on the fun and be part of the crazy negotiations between world leaders. Will you be the peacemaker or the troublemaker? The choice is yours, my friend.

Plus, there are epic quests and challenges that will make your head spin. Like, one time I had to fight a dragon while balancing a stack of pancakes on my head. It was wild, man.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh till your sides hurt, then this is the place for you. Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen, baby!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Jumping Universe Showdown

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Yo, you ever wanted to prove infinite universes exist by joining a Minecraft server? Well, this is the place for you! We got players jumping between universes like it’s nobody’s business. Imagine a universe where pigs can fly and creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. That’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll see on this server. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Join us and become a multiverse explorer today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Enchantments Applied:	284

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NovarusMC: Where the only thing semi-vanilla is the ice cream! Get ready to battle it out in PvP!

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Server Name	NovarusMC
Type	Geopolitical Minecraft Server
Features	– Create nations, cultures, religions, lore– Infinite possibilities– Open world transportation– Wars, politics and roleplay
Website	Visit website

FAQ

1. Can I create my own nation on the server?

Yes, you can create your own nation with its own culture, religion, and lore.

2. Are there restrictions on player interactions?

There are no TP commands on the server, encouraging more player interaction and open world transportation.

3. How are ores separated between biomes?

Ores are separated between biomes to encourage more player interaction and exploration.

4. Can I start wars on the server?

Yes, you can start wars, get into politics, and create your own roleplay character.

5. Is there a Discord community for the server?

Yes, you can join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/QBCS7kmSHy

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Holy Grails Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BondCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Our server is like if James Bond and Hitman had a love child and it was raised in the world of Minecraft. Imagine sneaking around, taking out enemies with style, and saving the world one block at a time. Join us for the ultimate spy experience and see if you have what it takes to be the next blocky Bond!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3940
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Void Gems Collected:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Grid Mania Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Rikka’s thighs are so fat because she’s been doing squats in Minecraft for hours on end! Join us for a chance to witness this epic feat of virtual fitness and maybe even challenge her to a thigh-off competition. Who knows, you might even get a special prize for participating! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	122	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

LessonsInMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place on the block! Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

Forget about life lessons, on our server you’ll learn the most important lesson of all: how to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig! Trust us, it’s a skill you’ll definitely need in real life.

Join now and become part of our wacky community where anything can happen, from building a rollercoaster that launches you into outer space to battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Emeralds Found:	8152	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Love Letters Sent:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DreamCrafters

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate sleep talker’s paradise! Join us and you’ll hear the most bizarre and hilarious sleep talking conversations that will have you laughing for hours.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the earth when suddenly, you hear someone mumbling about flying pigs and talking creepers. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when out of nowhere, someone starts reciting the entire Bee Movie script in their sleep. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have legendary treasure hunts where the loot is so valuable, it’ll make your diamond armor look like a pile of dirt. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies know how to bust a move.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most entertaining Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyTerrorMasters

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u know what else is behind spike? this MINECRAFT server! come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans! we got creepers that dance the macarena, skeletons that tell knock knock jokes, and zombies that do the cha cha slide!

our server is so lit, even MI5 spy chief is talking about it! they said joining our server is the only way to stop Moscow and Tehran from causing terror plots! so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s save the world one block at a time!

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds! and rumor has it, Herobrine himself hangs out there on weekends! so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1031	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Microbiome Wars: Guilds Clash

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so like, we got this epic minecraft server where we got these two crazy guilds competing against each other like it’s the hunger games or something. the researchers say there’s this core microbiome thing going on, but we just call it a bunch of nerdy stuff. join our server and be part of the epic battle for dominance! who will come out on top? only the craziest players will survive and thrive in this wacky world. come join us and be part of the madness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	230

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

WestLeaf Economy: Minecraft Server for Hoarders Anonymous – Unlimited Storage, Sell Your Soul for Diamonds!

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Minecraft Server Information:

IP	play.westleaf.net
Minecraft Version	1.20.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/KttDPTAaUG

Welcome To WestLeaf Economy! We’re so happy to have you join the server!

This server is all about the grind! We encourage players to PVP outside claimed areas and there are different systems such as gem mines, custom crafting, quarries (which automate mining) and more! We have features to enhance gameplay from automating smelting to reimaging your mining experience! We are still in early access and plan to add lots more custom content soon!

Like any server, we always recommend players to get started by reading the rules, gathering resources and building a temporary starting base.

To begin your adventure, type the command /warp wild, this will take you to the wilderness, where you will be able to explore the WestLeaf survival world. If you want to find a new, random location, you can run the command /rtp which will teleport you randomly within a 15,000 x 15,000 radius of the world.

GUIDE: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DrwQutdsO-Gk7PMQYqclPXMspHr6SUYqWIOFWIFvgjY/edit?usp=sharing

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How do I start playing on the server?	Begin by reading the rules, gathering resources, and building a temporary base. Then use commands like /warp wild or /rtp to explore the world.
Are there PvP areas on the server?	We encourage PvP outside of claimed areas. Be prepared for combat if you venture into those zones.
What custom features does the server offer?	Features include gem mines, custom crafting, quarries for automated mining, and more to enhance gameplay.
Is the server still in development?	Yes, we are in early access and plan to add additional custom content in the future.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Oopsies Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil llamas in epic llama jousting tournaments, and build your very own castle made entirely out of cheese! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal on the server that leads to a dimension where all the blocks are made of candy and the sun is a giant marshmallow.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the server transforms into a disco party where all the mobs break out into dance and you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle for ultimate bragging rights. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3159	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3