come join this epic minecraft server where nvidia is the ruler and you can mine for graphics cards instead of diamonds!

we have a secret underground lair where you can battle it out with other players in a pixelated version of fortnite!

rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to control the entire server with just a click of a button!

plus, every full moon, the pigs in the game turn into flying pigs that drop enchanted bacon that gives you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your hands!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Potions Brewed: 57
Players Killed by Monsters: 1461 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a potion of slowness? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to get down.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken hidden in our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least weirder than a block of cheese in a desert temple!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2679 Chimeras Created: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Looks Like “Uptober” Is Going To Be Minecraft SMP

    Looks Like “Uptober” Is Going To Be Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old “Uptober” on other servers? Well, get ready for “Downtober” on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with 40,000 diamonds at the end of the year! That’s right, we’re giving away 40k diamonds to the player of the year! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So come join us for a wild ride on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 39 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • ManCaveCraft

    ManCaveCraft
    Are you tired of adulting and just want to embrace your inner man-child? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Mountain, where the cheese flows like lava and the burgers grow on trees. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner man-child run wild! Who needs adult responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Magic Items Found: 4706
    Falling into the Void: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 25

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • PutinCalls2022 Minecraft Server

    PutinCalls2022 Minecraft Server
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, come join our server where u can call putin whenever u want! yep, that’s right, putin is a regular player on our server and he loves chatting with all the players. he even gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. but be careful, he’s a pro at redstone so u better bring ur A game. join now and experience the thrill of talking to putin while building ur dream minecraft world. it’s gonna be epic!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • MissileMayhemCraft

    MissileMayhemCraft
    LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, LITERALLY! WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS LIKE MISSILES! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA DODGE BALLISTIC MISSILES WHILE BUILDING YOUR DREAM MINECRAFT CASTLE! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT NOTCH HIMSELF PLAYS HERE IN SECRET, SO YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE CREATOR OF MINECRAFT WHILE DIGGING FOR DIAMONDS! COME JOIN THE CRAZINESS NOW!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Crafty Queer Haven

    Crafty Queer Haven
    so, like, u kno how sum servers out there r all serious n stuff? well, not dis one! dis server is like, the craziest, most fun place to be in all of minecraft land! why shud u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u sum insane reasons:

    1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!

    2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!

    3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!

    4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!

    so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 29 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Crafty Laughs Minecraft Server

    Crafty Laughs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. But beware, the evil sheep overlord is always plotting to take over the server with his army of ninja cows!

    If you dare to venture into our underground maze, you’ll encounter the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And don’t forget to visit our floating castle in the sky where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against fire-breathing wolves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Happy birthday 4chan Minecraft SMP

    Happy birthday 4chan Minecraft SMP
    Hey there gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties when the sun goes down.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky where the only way to travel is by riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves.

    So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a special birthday celebration every year for our beloved founder, 4chan. Rumor has it that he’s been playing Minecraft since 2008 and has built a massive cake castle in his honor. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine doing the cha-cha slide at the party.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of wackiness and wonder like never before!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 7474
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • BlocktopiaSurvival

    BlocktopiaSurvival
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some adrenaline into your pixelated veins! Join us if you want to stay alive and kicking in the virtual world – because let’s face it, respawning can get old real quick.

    Our server is like a magical potion that keeps you going, like a never-ending buffet of enchanted golden apples. We’ve got more surprises than a chest full of rare loot, more twists and turns than a maze of redstone contraptions. You’ll never know what’s coming next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be more exhilarating than a creeper explosion in your face.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of staying alive in Minecraft like never before. Who needs sleep when you can be on the edge of your minecart seat, dodging danger and laughing in the face of death? Come join us and see what it truly means to survive and thrive in the world of blocks and mobs.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7768 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • No Rules No Problem 1.21.1 Nova Server

    No Rules No Problem 1.21.1 Nova Server
    Nova Anarchy <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/kotaro-lives-alone-reaction/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to Nova Anarchy Minecraft Server

    Server Overview:

    Server Type Launch Date Rules Ranking System
    Anarchy 9/23/2024 No rules except for anti-cheat, no doxxing, and server security Playtime based ranking system

    Server Details:

    JAVA: nova-anarchy.us

    BEDROCK: 192.95.3.149:19132

    FAQs:

    Q: What is Nova Anarchy?

    Nova Anarchy is an anarchy Minecraft server with no rules, except for anti-cheat, no doxxing, and server protections.

    Q: When was Nova Anarchy created?

    Nova Anarchy was created on 9/23/2024.

    Q: Is there a ranking system on Nova Anarchy?

    Yes, Nova Anarchy has a playtime based ranking system.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Pixel Pregmata Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pregmata Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you could ever imagine!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of dancing creepers appears and challenges you to a dance-off! Or how about riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombies with rubber chickens? Anything is possible on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pregmata game, where players must navigate through a maze of baby pigs while wearing a giant diaper. It’s the ultimate test of skill and endurance!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Towns Built: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Farms Harvested: 509

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Why don’t you just make Female MC when the Male are full… Minecraft SMP

    Why don’t you just make Female MC when the Male are full… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all the male characters are full of effeminate traits? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve decided to switch things up and make all the female characters super macho and manly! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where the tables have turned and the ladies are the ones flexing their muscles and taking charge. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a tough-as-nails female character who can out-mine, out-build, and out-fight anyone in the game. So come on, join us and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • VomitCraft Minecraft Server

    VomitCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for some wild and crazy fun? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for some hilarious adventures and outrageous shenanigans. We’ve got pregnant hair stylists throwing up on customers, belly buttons popping like popcorn, and so much more wacky madness!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most insane Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the laughter begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Star Shards Collected: 227
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Love Letters Sent: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • BrokeBlockBuddyNoMore

    BrokeBlockBuddyNoMore
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and chaos of real life relationships! Join us for a fun and hilarious time filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone constantly hitting you up for money like the woman in this story. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and hanging out with your virtual friends. Plus, we promise that no one will ever guilt trip you into buying them gifts or paying for their kids’ birthday parties – unless, of course, you want to do that for fun!

    So why join our server? Because here, you can be yourself without any pressure or expectations. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you here. And who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate along the way (just don’t expect them to ask you for money every week).

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the relationship drama behind. After all, who needs a girlfriend asking for money when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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