so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, milei broke up with the vice-president over a football chant or sumthin. it was, like, so crazy, u gotta come see for urself. we got pigs that can dance and chickens that can fly. plus, our diamonds are, like, made of pure gold or sumthin. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs. so, like, come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is lit af.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Astral Projections Made: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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