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DILF Oasis: Zoomer Haven 1.20.6

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	34	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Yo, listen up fam, this Minecraft server is like a total vibe for all the DILFs out there. But wait, there’s more – we’ve got a bunch of Zoomer whores running around too! It’s like a crazy party up in here, you won’t know what hit you.

Join us if you want to experience the wildest Minecraft server ever, where the DILFs reign supreme and the Zoomer whores are always causing chaos. It’s a non-stop ride of madness and mayhem, and you won’t want to miss out.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the hype is about. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

StayAtHomeSteve – Minecraft SMP

Alone Time, avoiding crowds, comfort zone, fear of judgment, homebody, Introvert, introverted lifestyle, mental health, Minecraft, peace and quiet, personal choice, Preference, Relaxation, self-care, smp, social anxiety, social gatherings, Social Interaction, socializing, solitude, stay at home, StayAtHomeSteve

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7865
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Towns Built:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, if you’re not joining this server, you’re missing out on the biggest party in town. We’ve got llamas that can do the cha-cha, villagers that tell the best dad jokes, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of karate. They will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your day. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and obsidian. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, but with more explosions.

So why are you still sitting at home, twiddling your thumbs? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community on the internet. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the next family reunion.

CraftyDreams

bedtime checklist, bedtime essentials, bedtime habits, bedtime must-do, bedtime must-haves, bedtime musts, bedtime necessities, bedtime practices, bedtime prep, bedtime preparation, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, bedtime traditions, CraftyDreams, must-do before bed, nightly habits, nighttime routine

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Join our Minecraft server, where you can build a virtual pillow fort before logging off for the night! Our server is so cozy, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the fluffiest pillow fort, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds in the game. So come join us and get ready for a night of building, mining, and pillow fighting!

Joining Blocks, Splitting Pixels

ANNIVERSARIES, BIRTHDAYS, blocks, CELEBRATIONS, commemorate, couples, family, Friends, Happiness, Joined, JOINING, love, Marriage, Memories, Milestones, Partnerships, pixels, reflections, relationships, Separated, significant events, special occasions, splitting, Unity

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Farms Harvested:	396	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

join dis epic minecraft server where you can celebrate both anniversaries and birthdays at da same time! we got a special plugin dat makes it so when you log on, you get a cake and a present!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons! and if you find da hidden chest, you get a diamond sword dat shoots fireworks!

if you join dis server, you will become da ultimate party animal of minecraft! come join us and let’s celebrate like it’s 1999!

Bonobos Help Humans | Mind Theory Server

Altruism, Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal intelligence, animal psychology, animal research, ape behavior, bonobos, cognitive development., Cognitive science, Empathy, empathy in animals, evolutionary psychology, human-animal interaction, humans, Mind, primate intelligence, Server, social awareness, social cognition, theory, theory of mind

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Zombie Dances:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where bonobos are, like, ur buddies? well, on this server, these cheeky monkeys are, like, always there to help u out when u bein’ all clueless and stuff. they got this crazy “theory of mind” thing goin’ on, so they know when u don’t know what ur doin’ and they be all like, “yo, lemme show u how to build that epic castle, bro.” it’s, like, a whole new level of teamwork, man. so come join us and let the bonobos guide u to victory in the wackiest way possible!

moskvarussia2b2t server minecraft

179718, 20625794, Adult, Anarchy, banner, Deception, description, image, JPG, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, moskvarussia2b2t, Prize, PvP, RU, Server, Servers, Storage, tags

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9038
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	254	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Hello people, this is my adult server anarchy and PVP and much more there will be a prize there if you come without deception

Russiamoskva2b2t.aternos.me:30770

Ethereal Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anime, cumbaiting, digital content creators, entertainment industry, Ethereal, Gaming, hololive, Hololive talents, internet celebrities, Japanese culture, Japanese idols, Live streaming, online entertainment, online personalities, Realms, seiso, talent agency, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, Vtubers

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the hololive of gaming, but without all that seiso crap! We don’t cumbait, we cumblock! It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that will make you question reality. Plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

MenuManiaCraft

anger response, Communication Issues, dinner conflicts, expensive tastes, financial struggles, frugal, hurt feelings, hurtful intentions, innocent comments, Job Search, MenuManiaCraft, paying for experiences, picking up the tab, polite dining, relationship with money, sensitivity, taking advantage, unemployed, Vegetarian

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of communication…even if it leads to tears and walking home in a huff! Join us for a unique gaming experience filled with drama, misunderstandings, and expensive virtual appetizers.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along? Come to our server and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering your fellow players with innocent comments. Who knew ordering the most expensive item on the menu could lead to such chaos?

But don’t worry, we also offer a supportive community where you can work through your differences and maybe even learn a thing or two about communication. So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and expensive virtual meals!

SuperCraftFunLand

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, capability, desire, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Goal, imagination, Incredible, Magic, power, special ability, strength, SuperCraftFunLand, SuperHero, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, wish, wish fulfillment

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of just building houses and mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Do you crave a server where you can unleash your inner superhero? Look no further, because on our server, you can choose a superpower to wield in the world of blocks and creepers!

Want to fly like Superman and zoom around the map at lightning speed? Done! Want to shoot fireballs like a dragon and incinerate your enemies? No problem! Want to turn invisible and prank your friends by stealing their diamonds? You got it!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft superhero. Save the world from evil mobs, protect your friends from griefers, and show off your epic powers in epic battles. Who needs a pickaxe when you can shoot lasers from your eyes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner superhero in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood superhero in disguise. Join us and find out the truth behind this epic tale!

PixelWarfare Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, conflict in Ukraine, eastern europe, Geneva Conventions, human rights violations, international law, international relations, military actions, military aggression, Minecraft, PixelWarfare, Russian army, russian military, Server, Ukrainian conflict, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, Violations of human rights, War Crimes, war crimes investigation., war crimes tribunal, war in Ukraine

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3183
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
New Chunks Explored:	935505	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian army is not killing ukrainian soldiers, they are just challenging them to a friendly game of spleef! UN says it’s the most intense match they’ve ever seen! come see for yourself and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew war could be so entertaining in minecraft?! 😂🎮🔥

CraftyTradeWarCraft

China, CraftyTradeWarCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, foreign policy, global trade, import/export, international relations, market volatility, political tensions, protectionism, RETALIATION, Retaliatory measures, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9531
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	New Chunks Explored:	500263
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

so like, u know how trump be all like “no more china stuff in america”? well, china be like “nah fam, we gonna hit u back with tariffs on ur goods!” and now it’s like a big ol’ trade war up in here.

but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named clucky.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and leave all that trade war nonsense behind. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Grades & Grub: UPFs & Minecraft

academic success, adolescents, cognitive function, diet quality, dietary habits, education, English, Grades, grub, Language, learning outcomes, Math, Minecraft, nutrition, processed foods, school performance, spanish study, Students, teenagers, ultra-processed foods, unhealthy eating, UPFs

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Towns Built:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

So, like, yo, u wanna join our epic Minecraft server cuz it’s, like, proven by a Spanish study that if u eat too many processed foods, u gonna fail at school. but, like, on our server, u can eat all the virtual cake u want and still be a boss at building stuff and slaying zombies. cuz, like, who needs good grades when u can have a diamond sword, amirite? join now and level up your gaming skills while munching on some virtual junk food. Let’s get this bread, literally!

DenCraft

DenCraft, development phase, Economy, Experience, howl, java, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3721
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Votes:	3403
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3606
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	11

DenCraft is a Minecraft Java SMP that allows you to take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Give us a howl to check it out! Please note: the server is still very much in the development phase, so join at your own risk.

play.dencraft.online:25610

Mystic Echoes Wild 1.21.2

1.21.2, cultural norms, discrimination, double standards, Echoes, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender issues, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Misogyny, mystic, sexism, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressures, Wild, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Dude, forget about women, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky battles!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more creepers than a bad Tinder date!

You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs women when you have a diamond sword in hand?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world crazier than women’s excuses for ghosting!

AlarmOff Minecraft Server

ALARM, AlarmOff, annoyance, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Company, compromise, Cuddling, Frustration, Grumpy, Irritation, love, Minecraft, morning routine, office, relationship, Routine, Server, Sleep, waking up, WIBTA

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	685
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	27
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Are you tired of being the designated alarm clock for your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where alarms don’t exist and you can wake up whenever you want without any annoying wake-up calls! No more morning grumpiness or frustration, just pure relaxation and cuddle time in bed. Plus, you can build your own virtual alarm clock that will never ask you to turn it off. Say goodbye to alarm clock duties and hello to peaceful mornings on our server!

Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2709
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Zombie Dances:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	99	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2