CraftyMaduro’sWhatsAppBan | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Grades & Grub: UPFs & Minecraft

academic success, adolescents, cognitive function, diet quality, dietary habits, education, English, Grades, grub, Language, learning outcomes, Math, Minecraft, nutrition, processed foods, school performance, spanish study, Students, teenagers, ultra-processed foods, unhealthy eating, UPFs

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9083
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Dimension Hops:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

So, like, yo, u wanna join our epic Minecraft server cuz it’s, like, proven by a Spanish study that if u eat too many processed foods, u gonna fail at school. but, like, on our server, u can eat all the virtual cake u want and still be a boss at building stuff and slaying zombies. cuz, like, who needs good grades when u can have a diamond sword, amirite? join now and level up your gaming skills while munching on some virtual junk food. Let’s get this bread, literally!

DenCraft

DenCraft, development phase, Economy, Experience, howl, java, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9469
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2

DenCraft is a Minecraft Java SMP that allows you to take your Minecraft experience to the next level. Give us a howl to check it out! Please note: the server is still very much in the development phase, so join at your own risk.

play.dencraft.online:25610

Mystic Echoes Wild 1.21.2

1.21.2, cultural norms, discrimination, double standards, Echoes, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender issues, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Misogyny, mystic, sexism, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressures, Wild, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	424
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Dude, forget about women, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky battles!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more creepers than a bad Tinder date!

You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs women when you have a diamond sword in hand?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world crazier than women’s excuses for ghosting!

AlarmOff Minecraft Server

ALARM, AlarmOff, annoyance, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Company, compromise, Cuddling, Frustration, Grumpy, Irritation, love, Minecraft, morning routine, office, relationship, Routine, Server, Sleep, waking up, WIBTA

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2564
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433	Dimension Hops:	10

Are you tired of being the designated alarm clock for your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where alarms don’t exist and you can wake up whenever you want without any annoying wake-up calls! No more morning grumpiness or frustration, just pure relaxation and cuddle time in bed. Plus, you can build your own virtual alarm clock that will never ask you to turn it off. Say goodbye to alarm clock duties and hello to peaceful mornings on our server!

NoRide4U-Server

anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, Coworkers, Driving, employment, Expectations, Manager, Night shift, NoRide4UServer, personal space, Professionalism, Reliability, Respect, RIDES, Safety, Transportation, Trust, work, young female

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1282
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of being the designated driver for your coworkers who live in the middle of nowhere? Well, on our server, transportation is not an issue because you can teleport anywhere with just a click of a button! No more awkward car rides with strangers, just pure gaming fun.

Join us and leave behind the worries of driving your coworkers home, because here, everyone is responsible for their own virtual transportation. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any ex-managers trying to guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur.

So come on in and let’s build some epic structures together, without the stress of real-life responsibilities. And remember, in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

CaliProtestGoneWild Minecraft SMP

California, California protests, CaliProtestGoneWild, Censorship, Civil unrest, community guidelines, current events, deleted content, digital rights, freedom of speech, internet censorship, Minecraft, online activism, online censorship, online discussion, political activism, PROTESTS, reddit, reddit community, removed posts, smp, social media, social media platforms

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9700
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Mines Excavated:	4311	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s so lit, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret chest full of enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it, those carrots gave him the power to fly like a chicken with a jetpack. True story bro!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s like a rave in the Nether, but with more explosions and less dubstep.

So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, on our server, anything is possible, even riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Don’t miss out, join now!

ShipwreckedMC – The European Minecraft Server

#covert operations, cash in billions, economic impact, European, European businesses, european economy, European shipowners, european union, financial gains, geopolitical strategy, global trade, international relations, maritime security, Maritime trade, Minecraft, naval operations, russia, Russian vessels, sanctions, Server, shadow fleet, Shipping industry, ShipwreckedMC, Trade routes

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Alien Abductions:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

so like, u know how Russia has this super shady fleet of ships that they use for, like, sneaky stuff? well, turns out European shipowners are the ones keeping them in business! they’re making, like, billions of dollars off of this sketchy deal. but, like, who cares about all that drama when u can join our Minecraft server instead? we don’t deal with shady business deals, just good ol’ fashioned building and exploring. plus, u might even find some hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds! so come join us and leave all that drama behind. let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

MuskCraft: Govt Takeover!

administration, AUTHORITY, Conspiracy, control, COUP, Crisis, elon musk, Experts, Governance, government agencies, Govt, influence, leadership, Manipulation, Musk, MuskCraft, Politics, power, Seizes Control, speculation, TAKEOVER, Underway

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1958
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by elon musk? well, now’s ur chance cuz experts r sayin a coup is happenin and musk is takin over all the government agencies! join our server for a chance to mine with the man himself and maybe even launch a rocket to the moon! who needs boring old politics when u can have epic minecraft adventures with elon musk, amirite? come join us now before the aliens invade and we all have to escape to mars!

Pixelated Justice: Immigrant vs Creeper

creeper, crime rates, Crime statistics, criminal behavior, Criminal Investigations, criminal justice system, criminal profiling, Cultural differences, Ethnic Minorities, Follow-up study, Immigrant, Immigrant background, immigrant communities, immigration impact, Justice, justice system, legal implications, long-term effects, minority groups, pixelated, Rape conviction, social integration, Statistical adjustment, Sweden

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got immigrant background and rape conviction themes that will blow your mind!

imagine building your own virtual world while also learning about the complexities of immigrant backgrounds and the criminal justice system. it’s like a sociology class but with creepers and zombies!

our 21-year follow-up study in Sweden has uncovered a strong link between immigrant background and rape convictions, and we’re bringing that research straight to your blocky world.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts educational and entertaining, look no further! join us for a truly unique minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

come for the blocks, stay for the knowledge. see you in the game!

Golden Crumble 1.21.3

1.21.3, Bakery, baking, biscuit, Biscuit Recipe, Breakfast, BUTTER, Butter Biscuit, Butter Cookie, comfort food, cookie, CRISPY, crumble, DELICIOUS, dessert, Golden, homemade, Pastry, shortbread, snack, SWEET, tea time, Treat

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! Do you want to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your grandma do the floss dance? Well, look no further than this absolute gem of a server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box, that’s why! And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so derpy, they make you question if you’re playing Minecraft or living in a simulation! So come on, join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Herobrine would be jealous!

GiftedGriefer Minecraft Server

aita, anniversary, Best Friend, Boyfriend, christmas, Demand, feelings, fucked up, gift, GiftedGriefer, meaningful gift, Memories, Minecraft, old scent, passive aggressive, perfume, relationship, restocked.., returnable, Server, signature scent, unkind, Upset

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value unique scents and the drama that comes with them! Join us for a wild ride filled with perfume wars, passive-aggressive gift exchanges, and friendship drama that will make your head spin.

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll be embroiled in a scandalous tale of betrayal and jealousy over a bottle of perfume. Who knew a simple scent could cause so much chaos?

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through friendship drama while building your dream Minecraft world. Will you choose loyalty to your best friend or stand by your boyfriend’s thoughtful gift-giving skills? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious drama along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where perfume preferences can make or break a friendship. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and Minecraft blocks, and you won’t want to miss out on all the juicy drama. See you in the game!

CraftyCoupleGoSolo

aita, asian, attractive, Australia, BETRAYAL, business trip, Canada, CraftyCoupleGoSolo, crimes against women, Disappointed, e-security firm, Girlfriend, India, International, Japan, Korea, Meeting, New Delhi, not allowing, PETITE, Safety, Solo, Upset, WOMAN

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	262	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Votes:	5041	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of boring business trips with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure in New Delhi, India!

Bring your girlfriend along for the ride and show her the wonders of virtual India. Explore the bustling streets, visit famous landmarks, and even experience the thrill of dodging virtual criminals.

With our unique server, you can immerse yourself in the culture of India without ever leaving your computer screen. Plus, you’ll have the added bonus of keeping your girlfriend safe from any potential dangers (virtual or otherwise).

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience New Delhi like never before. Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

ScamCraft: Still Foolin’ ‘Em

con artist, credit card scam, Deception, email scam, fake lottery, fake tech support, financial scam, foolin, fraud, identity theft, internet scam, investment scam, online scam, phishing, phone scam, ponzi scheme, Pyramid Scheme, romance scam, scam, ScamCraft, social engineering, sweepstakes scam

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	81	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Towns Built:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Zombie Dances:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

What’s a scam people still fall for? Thinking they can find diamonds in Minecraft without joining our server! Our server is the only place where you can find diamond blocks just lying around waiting for you to mine them. Trust us, it’s totally legit and not at all a scam (wink wink).

Join us for epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers or building a giant rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon (yes, we have a moon on our server, don’t question it). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a dance-off.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild, and totally not-a-scam Minecraft world? Join us now and start your epic journey to diamond-filled glory!

Magnetic Field Madness

Anisotropic scattering, effects, field, Geometry, LOFAR, madness, magnetic, magnetic field, observations, puzzling, solar radio burst

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magic Items Found:	3268
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like havin a blast while playin with ur friends? well u gotta join this server! it’s like no other, trust me!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a crazy world where everything is made of cheese! yes, CHEESE! u can build ur own cheese castle and ride on cheese horses. it’s a cheese lover’s dream come true!

but wait, there’s more! ever wanted to fight off zombie chickens with a giant rubber duck? well now u can! our server is full of wacky surprises and hilarious adventures that will keep u entertained for hours on end.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? that’s right, we have a hidden disco club where u can dance the night away with ur fellow players. it’s the coolest place to hang out and show off ur best dance moves.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft world ever created. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Frosty Quests 1.20

Cool, cool S, cool S tags, cool S thread, cool tags, cool thread, cool thread S, frosty, long tail, long tail tags, Quests, S cool, S cool thread, S tags, S thread, S thread cool, tags, thread cool, thread cool S, thread S cool, Thread Tags

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1830
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Void Armor Forged:	29
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with a twist! We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and creepers that explode into confetti!

You’ll never get bored on this server because we have epic quests where you have to battle giant chickens and ride on the back of a dragon made out of cheese. Plus, the admins are like wizards who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

And don’t even get me started on the parties we throw every night in the pixelated disco club. It’s lit, fam! So come join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3155
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Void Gems Collected:	40	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	245
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3