so like, this server is so epic that even countries are getting involved! Russia was like, “yo, stop this madness!” when they saw how lit our joint drills with Japan and the US were. But Japan was all like, “nah, we’re too busy slaying dragons and building epic castles on our server to care about your protests!” Join us and be part of the chaos that even real countries can’t handle!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 12 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
Crops Grown: 5001 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Dragon Scales Harvested: 435 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
Mythical Swords Crafted: 33 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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