so like, this server is so epic that even countries are getting involved! Russia was like, “yo, stop this madness!” when they saw how lit our joint drills with Japan and the US were. But Japan was all like, “nah, we’re too busy slaying dragons and building epic castles on our server to care about your protests!” Join us and be part of the chaos that even real countries can’t handle!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
Underground Cities Explored: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 13

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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