so like, this server is so epic that even countries are getting involved! Russia was like, “yo, stop this madness!” when they saw how lit our joint drills with Japan and the US were. But Japan was all like, “nah, we’re too busy slaying dragons and building epic castles on our server to care about your protests!” Join us and be part of the chaos that even real countries can’t handle!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 1
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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