CraftyKremlin | New Minecraft Servers 2024

The Great Canadian Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Canada, Canadian, Canadian challenges, Canadian culture, Canadian development, Canadian downfall, Canadian economy, Canadian future, Canadian future prospects, Canadian government, Canadian history, Canadian identity, Canadian issues, Canadian leadership, Canadian News, Canadian outlook, Canadian perspective, Canadian politics, Canadian progress, Canadian society, Great, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of living in a world where Canada reigns supreme? Are you ready to overthrow the maple syrup overlords and establish your own rule? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us as we band together to take down the moose-riding Mounties and claim our rightful place as rulers of the Great White North. Build your own igloo fortress, ride polar bears into battle, and show those polite Canadians who’s boss. It’s genuinely over for Canada, but the fun is just beginning on our server! Join now and let the chaos ensue!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

WaterWoes Minecraft Server

boundary setting, Communication, community living, confrontations, duplex living, gardening, Minecraft, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, neighbor etiquette, neighbor relationships, residential living, Server, shared faucet, Shared Resources, utility bill, washing shoes, water billing, water conservation, water costs, water meter, water usage, WaterWoes

Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further! Our server is like living in a duplex with crazy neighbors, except in Minecraft form!

Join our server and experience the thrill of confronting your virtual neighbors for using your virtual faucet to water their virtual garden and wash their virtual shoes. Watch as they throw a virtual hissy fit and try to guilt trip you with promises of virtual power washers for your virtual car.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! You can also enjoy the excitement of unscrewing virtual hoses and moving them to different virtual faucets, all while keeping an eye out for virtual dog walkers who don’t clean up after their virtual pets.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the drama and chaos of virtual neighborly disputes like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BlockPuppyHeist

animal rights, BlockPuppyHeist, neighbor disputes, pet adoption, pet custody, pet ownership, pet ownership ethics, pet theft, puppy care, puppy love, puppy parenting, puppy protection, puppy rescue, puppy rescue mission, puppy theft, puppy welfare, responsible pet ownership, stray puppies, town dynamics, town hierarchy, town politics

Are you tired of living in a town where your puppies keep mysteriously disappearing? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and never worry about your virtual pets being taken away by entitled neighbors again.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect your precious pups from any would-be pet thieves. And if someone dares to try and steal your furry friends, you can unleash a pack of virtual wolves to chase them away.

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can train your pets to become fierce guardians, ready to defend your virtual home at all costs. So come join us and experience the thrill of protecting your puppies in a world where anything is possible. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that gets stolen is the show!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Dragons Tamed:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3752	Dragon Eggs Found:	7277

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SingleSteveMinecraftSMP

commitment issues, DATING, emotional availability, fear of intimacy, future goals, love life, past relationships, personal growth, reasons for being single, Relationship Status, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, single, Single life, SingleSteveMinecraftSMP

Are you single right now? Well, it’s probably because you haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is basically a virtual dating paradise – you’ll be fighting off suitors left and right as you build your dream pixelated home together. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers to fend off and diamonds to mine with your new boo? Join now and say goodbye to singledom forever!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

FoodieCraft

Choice, Commitment, cravings, DELICIOUS, diet, Eat, Favorite Food, flavor, Food, FoodieCraft, Hunger, long term, Meal, nutrition, one food, rest of your life, satisfaction, selection, Sustenance, Taste, Variety

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us and experience the thrill of only being able to eat one food for the rest of your Minecraft life! Will you choose to survive on a diet of nothing but golden apples, or maybe you’ll go crazy with an endless supply of cake? The choice is yours, but be warned, your taste buds may never be the same again!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Food Fight Arena, where players battle it out using only their chosen food as weapons. Picture this: a player armed with nothing but a carrot facing off against someone wielding a watermelon slice. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s deliciously entertaining!

So come join us on our server and let your taste buds run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ultimate food warrior in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	154	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

Ambulance Services, cyber attack, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital threat, emergency services, Espionage, foreign interference, government agencies, HACKING, Information Security, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Minecraft, russia, Russian hackers, Server, targeted attack, uk, United Kingdom

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hero and save lives? well, now u can do it in minecraft! come join our server where u can be a paramedic and save all the pixelated lives u want! but watch out, cuz the kremlin-protected russian hackers are after u! they’re like the creepers of the internet, trying to blow up ur ambulance and ruin ur day. so come join us and show those hackers who’s boss! plus, we have free cake at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come be a hero and have some fun on our server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

UNPeacekeeperProbs

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, harm prevention, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military cooperation, peace agreements, Peace efforts, peacekeeping forces, peacekeeping missions, peacekeeping operations, regional stability, security measures, UN peacekeepers, united nations, UNPeacekeeperProbs, US

so like, this server is like totally lit, like on fire lit, not like lit as in boring lit. we got unicorns roaming around, like actual real unicorns, not just some pixelated ones.

and get this, we have a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and emeralds, like a real life treasure hunt but in Minecraft.

also, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because last time someone wished for a million diamonds and they got buried alive in them.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Heatwave & Cyclone Craze

2016, atmospheric patterns, big climate systems, characteristics, climate change, climate science, CRAZE, cyclone, el nino, Event, extreme weather, global warming, heatwave, Impact, Madden-Julian Oscillation, meteorology, ocean temperatures, Pacific Ocean heatwave, rare combination, record-breaking, Tropical Cyclone Winston, weather phenomenon

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, fam! It’s like a crazy mashup of El Niño and the ‘Madden-Julian Oscillation’ – like, what even is that?! But get this, it triggered a heatwave in the Pacific Ocean in 2016 that was off the charts! And get this, it was all linked to Tropical Cyclone Winston, like some next level conspiracy theory stuff, man.

They say climate change had a hand in all this madness, making it even more intense and unpredictable. So if you wanna experience some wild weather patterns and crazy natural disasters while building your blocky empire, then this is the server for you, dude! Join now and brace yourself for the ultimate climate chaos adventure! Let’s get crafting, baby! 🌪️🌊🔥

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Laps Network

Adventure, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Laps Network is a minecraft server with multiple games. We make game that is rarely found and we make game different from other. In our discord we make choices depending of what the community say and we alway add upvoted suggestion! Current Game: -Factory Tycoon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Block Breaker Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Banking, BLOCK, Breaker, conspiracy theories, cultural stereotypes, Demolish, discrimination, economic system, extremist ideologies, finance, financial control, financial institutions, global economy, Hate Speech, historical prejudices, Jewish community, Jewish monetary system, Minecraft, religious beliefs, religious discrimination., religious persecution, Server, social justice

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are on a mission to demolish the Jewish monetary system…in the game, of course! Join us for a wild ride as we mine for diamonds to overthrow the financial overlords of Minecraft. But beware, the creepers are actually secret agents of the banking elite trying to stop us! Will you join our rebellion and become the richest player in the server, or will you be blown up by a creeper in a suit and tie? The choice is yours, but remember, the fate of the virtual economy is in your hands!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

/Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Chaos Crew

Campaign, Chaos, Coin Calculator, creeper, CREW, Damage Calculator, Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, Fate/Grand Order NA General, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Great Void Sea Battle, Halloween Rebellion of 108, Huyan Zhuo, Imaginary Scramble, Interlude Timeline, Main Interlude, mats, Minecraft, nautilus, News, Pickup Summon, Pre-Release Campaign, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, smp, summon, Summoning Info

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Picture this: a group of players dressed up as dragons, rebelling against the Halloween festivities of 108! You’ll be fighting off pumpkin-headed mobs and building epic fortresses to protect your loot.

But wait, there’s more! Ever heard of a water margin? Well, get ready to dive into the depths of the ocean and battle sea monsters in our epic quest for treasure. Who knows, you might even encounter a dragon girl along the way!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a special summoning event where you can call forth legendary heroes to aid you in your quest. Imagine having Huyan Zhuo by your side as you battle through hordes of mobs and conquer the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Divine Spears Created:	18	Gods Slained:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

StopOverthinkingMC SMP

anxiety, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, emotional well being, healthy habits, meditation, mental clarity, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, overthinking, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-care, smp, stop overthinking, StopOverthinkingMC, stress

Are you tired of constantly overthinking every move you make in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and say goodbye to overthinking as we have a strict “no brain cells allowed” policy. That’s right, leave your logic at the door and embrace the chaos!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times. From building upside-down houses to fighting off zombie chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve exploding pigs).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner derp shine in all its glory! Who needs to think when you can just do? Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one ridiculous idea at a time!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
New Chunks Explored:	170304	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyDisasterDate

awkward date, bad date, CraftyDisasterDate, cringeworthy date, dating disaster, disastrous date, embarrassing date, horrible date, nightmare date, regrettable date, terrible date, worst date, worst date ever, worst date ever had, worst date ever happened, worst date experience, worst date in history, worst date memory, worst date of my life, worst date story

Are you tired of terrible dates in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic date of your life! Picture this: you and your date riding off into the sunset on a majestic unicorn, battling dragons together, and building a castle made entirely of diamonds. Who needs a boring dinner and a movie when you can have a date that will go down in Minecraft history? Join now for the chance to find love, adventure, and maybe even a pet creeper to keep you company. Don’t miss out on the date of a lifetime – join our server today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyCriminalExtradite

Afghan, Afghan nationals, Afghanistan, asylum seekers, border control, CraftyCriminalExtradite, Crime Prevention, Criminals., deportation agreement, deportation controversy, deportation news, deportation policy, deportation procedures, deportation process, deportations, immigration, international relations, law enforcement, Refugee Crisis, Swiss government, switzerland

Yo, dis server be like a wild rollercoaster ride of epicness! We got llamas that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and villagers that throw parties every night!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of Switzerland deporting two Afghan criminals to Afghanistan IN MINECRAFT! That’s right, we got crazy events happening all the time, like zombie pigmen riding on chickens and skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

Don’t miss out on the fun, come hang with us and build a house made entirely out of cake while riding a flying pig. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Columbus’ Jew Crew

Ancestry, Christopher Columbus, Colonization, Columbus, controversial figure, Crafty, CREW, discovery, DNA analysis, Exploration, genetic study, heritage, heritage research, historical figure, History, jew, Jewish diaspora, Jewish roots, Mediterranean, Navigator, new world, sephardic jew, Spanish Inquisition, Spanish scientists

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, let me tell you a wild story. So, back in the day, Christopher Columbus was actually a secret Sephardic Jew. Like, mind blown, right? And get this, on this server, you can uncover ancient secrets just like Columbus did! Explore hidden temples, uncover lost treasures, and maybe even find some diamond-encrusted challah bread. Trust me, this server is where the real adventure begins. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to sail the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	150	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Emeralds Found:	920	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34