so like, this server is so epic that even countries are getting involved! Russia was like, “yo, stop this madness!” when they saw how lit our joint drills with Japan and the US were. But Japan was all like, “nah, we’re too busy slaying dragons and building epic castles on our server to care about your protests!” Join us and be part of the chaos that even real countries can’t handle!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 40

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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