so like, this server is so epic that even countries are getting involved! Russia was like, “yo, stop this madness!” when they saw how lit our joint drills with Japan and the US were. But Japan was all like, “nah, we’re too busy slaying dragons and building epic castles on our server to care about your protests!” Join us and be part of the chaos that even real countries can’t handle!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Runes Activated: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Alien Abductions: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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