so like, this server is so epic that even countries are getting involved! Russia was like, “yo, stop this madness!” when they saw how lit our joint drills with Japan and the US were. But Japan was all like, “nah, we’re too busy slaying dragons and building epic castles on our server to care about your protests!” Join us and be part of the chaos that even real countries can’t handle!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
Emeralds Found: 8211 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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