so like, this server is so epic that even countries are getting involved! Russia was like, “yo, stop this madness!” when they saw how lit our joint drills with Japan and the US were. But Japan was all like, “nah, we’re too busy slaying dragons and building epic castles on our server to care about your protests!” Join us and be part of the chaos that even real countries can’t handle!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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