come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than north and south korea combined! our constitution says that all players from other servers are ‘hostile states’ so get ready for some intense battles! build your own dictatorship and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction? join now and experience the thrill of being a tyrant in the virtual world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 19 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Enchantments Applied: 122
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • RenewableCraft: India200GW

    RenewableCraft: India200GW
    come join our epic minecraft server where the renewable energy capacity hits 200 GW milestone, that’s like, a LOT of power, dude. we got solar panels and wind turbines everywhere, it’s like playing in a futuristic eco-friendly world. plus, our players are so chill, they’re like the avatars of mother nature herself. join us and be part of the green revolution, man. let’s save the planet one block at a time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 67
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Enchantments Applied: 192
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 17

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Iboga Dance Party Server

    Iboga Dance Party Server
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Towns Built: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 96

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • eusurvival

    eusurvival

    EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 50 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 New Chunks Explored: 961881
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • The Sandcastle

    The Sandcastle

    The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

    The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

    Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

    We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

    No. 691902298 Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

    Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Alien Abductions: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

    ”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Crops Grown: 7549 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

    EZbuildsMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

    Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

    But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

    Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Alien Abductions: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Crops Grown: 4283

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

    PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are
    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

    Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

    So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Falling into the Void: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7597 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

    Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server
    Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • ”>be me Minecraft SMP”

    ”>be me Minecraft SMP”
    > join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5455
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

    PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

    Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25 Buildings Constructed: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

    CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP

    NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP
    Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CraftyDifferences

    CraftyDifferences
    Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world of wackiness and craziness! We promise you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone builds the same generic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, on our server, things are a little… different.

    For starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams around the spawn area giving out quests and challenges to players. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his quests, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see for yourself why we’re the craziest, most unpredictable server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Sugar Rush Depression Den

    Sugar Rush Depression Den
    u know what else is associated with depression? NOT joining our epic minecraft server! our server is like a sugary diet for ur soul, bringing u joy and happiness with every block u break and every creeper u explode.

    join us and u will never feel sad again, cuz our community is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us. we have the dankest memes, the craziest builds, and the most epic pvp battles u will ever experience.

    so come on, what r u waiting for? ditch that sugary diet and join our minecraft server for a sweet taste of happiness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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