CraftyKim’s Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, CraftyKims, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global affairs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, Propaganda, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, world news, Zelenskiy

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u see Kim Jong Un riding a creeper into battle against Putin’s army of skeletons. it’s like, a total war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

and get this, Zelenskiy is there too, leading a pack of villagers into battle with his epic diamond sword. he’s all like, “N.Korea is de facto taking part in war on Russia’s side, but we got this, fam!”

so, like, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and the memes are non-stop, then this is the place for u. come join the chaos and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	28	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Age 28 Minecraft Server

“Youth, 28 year old appearance, 28 year olds, Adulthood, age, aging, aging effects, aging process, aging signs, aging signs at 28, Appearance, appearance at 28, body changes, characteristics, facial features, looking 28, Maturity, Minecraft, physical appearance, physical features, Server, signs of aging, youthfulness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

banging, Dinner, disabled person, DiscoDisabled, disruptive, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, fine dining, Girlfriend, groaning, Italian, loud, mentally disabled, Minecraft, noise, Olive Garden, Restaurant, Retail, screeching, Server, strangers, Table

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Items Found:	4711
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

FavFactzMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyCreeperCringe

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5586	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

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So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Java Jolt Kids Craft

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so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	69	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

bedrock, Community, console, Cross-Play, crossplay, Discord, Dynmap, Events, frequent, Friend, full, Fun, Hub, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claims, Maps, Minigames, Nations, PORT, salad, smp, update, Vanilla, VeggieCraft, Wars

GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Magic Items Found:	2283
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	976231
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Star Shards Collected:	197	Villages Defended:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Void Armor Forged:	21
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	New Chunks Explored:	980749
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.